March 2012 - WEDDING FLOWERS
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  1. Cepat lupa mana letak barang Sebenarnya aku tulis post ni sebab aku misplaced phone aku. Serious aku memang ada masalah hilang barang. Selalunya kalau misplaced handphone mesti phone dalam keadaan silent, lepas tu call lapan ratus kali tiada bunyi lantas hantar text dekat phone, "Dear phone, please come back to me". Kau ingat phone tu ada kaki? OK yang penting kenapa aku perasan phone tak ada dalam genggaman bila dah pukul 12? why?Aku rasa kalau zakar aku boleh plug in and out mesti hilang dekat toilet. why?
  2. Selekeh walaupun aku penggemar fesyen tapi aku selalu selekeh serebeh. Mama selalu cakap aku comot je, bila pergi kelas kemas-kemas, baju tuck in, muka beriman dengan cahaya fatamorgana. Lepas lunch hour muka macam pusat pengumpulan minyak, dengan serpihan-serpihan mihun di hujung bibir, lepas tu rambut jangan cakap, macam aku pandu kereta, kepala dekat luar. 
  3. Aku suka bercakap Aktiviti masa lapang adalah berborak, dan bising. Aku rasa rakan sebaya dah lali dengan mulut aku. Kata mereka dasar mulut wanita @ anita, aku tak pasti. Sebab tulah aku amik jurusan undang-undang boleh perang mulut lepas tu bila kalah boleh cili mulut dengan cabai.
  4. Kaki seni walaupun pendidikan seni aku memang kurang gemar tetapi aku memang suka akan seni, sebab seni tu macam cara untuk expresskan diri. Orang bila selak buku law sibuk cari principle, held, ratio decedendi, aku seperti biasa fikirkan line spacing, cover buku, dan juga baju rakan sebelah, lepas tu mengelamun.
  5. Suara macam terombong kapal Aku memang tak sedar diri, bila karaoke, dengar nyanyian rakan sebaya, atau Zairan bersuara ala Anuar Zain, aku pun terus berkobar-kobar walhal bila suara keluar, tiada tona. Dahlah suara tak sedap, lepas tu pilih lagu annoying seperti, camar yang pulang nyanyian Aisyah, lalu kawan memberikan komen " rizal, kau baca berita ke menyanyi?" Sad.
  6. Masalah self-esteem orang selalu cakap "mesti best jadi tinggi, semua org pandang", aku tak suka. sebab kalau badan aku macam Cam Gigandet, atau simon nessman mesti aku happy, tapi sayangnya badan aku macam agar-agar. So esok haruslah aku beli jubah panjang you alls lepas tu tutup aurat, sebab perut aku dengan tetek aku suka battle. 
  7. Suka kerja gila aku suka buat kerja gila sebab kita hidup pun bukan lapan juta kali, so kenalah gunakan sepenuhnya untuk buat benda-benda tak senonoh, seperti berjoget tengah jalan atau di traffic light, baring tengah jalan atau sewaktu dengannya. Teringin sangat nak joget lambak dekat tengah-tengah dataran merdeka sambil feeling noraniza idris. boleh?
  8. Tidak gentar kepada osteoporosis dan sukan aku memang tidak gemar kepada sukan-sukan, sebab aku tak enjoy duduk dekat stadium ke, tepi padang ke atau berlari tengah-tengah padang sebab aku tak rasa keseronokan berlari-lari tengah padang sambil menjerit-jerit kejantanan, lepas tu bila borak-borak dekat kedai mamak, "semalam dia goal, gila hebat, aku macam respect, tabik" sebab baik aku menjugil mata dekat meja sebelah sambil kepit tangan sambil nyanyi lagu seroja oleh kumpulan al-jawaher, berdakwah dengan kakak yang pakai legging leopard see through bertudung ala yunalis zarai.
  9. Marshmellow Honestly, aku rasa its rather fake to act all tough, sebab tiada siapa sekeras keluli atau karipap abang mat. Sejantan-jantan lelaki, bila tengok cerita Marley & me,  Grave of firefliesThe Green Mile, Hachi  atau The mist confirm akan menitiskan air mata. Aku memang raja, tapi bukan everytimelah, aku rasa to cry does not make you weaker than everyone else. So mulai esok silalah gantikan eyemoist and dengan minyak angin.
  10. Sanggup berkorban aku rasa akulah manusia yang sanggup berkorban, contohnya untuk sepasang sepatu Gucci, aku sanggup berkorban buah pinggang atau abang kandung atau anak buah. Matilah statement. :P
OK bye.

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Hello gorgeous people.

Aku rasa macam dah bosan dengan ayat pembuka kata aku, "Alamak tak update lama sebab kuku kaki sumbing" tak pun "Alahai, rindu dengan kamu, like seriously like homaigod, like yeah, like homai." Sekarang ni hidup aku macam penuh gila dengan pelbagai aktiviti, macam melimpah-limpah ke ladang gandum. Rindu sangat dengan life tanpa kegemukan dan hujung minggu yang sibuk.

Tapi whateverlah, seronok juga, sebab kawan-kawan semua sekepala, so bila aku bosan bolehlah kami ronggeng kiah, karaoke tanpa segan silu lagu lagu evergreen seperti,
  1. Desy Ratnasari - Tenda Biru
  2. Anita Sarawak - Seksis
  3. Rabbani - Pergi tak kembali
  4. Maya- Diari biru & bunga-bunga matahari
  5. M Daud Kilau - Cik mek molek
  6. Elite - Tamparan wanita
  7. Aisyah - Antara cinta dan kasih
Jijik.

By the way, lama dah tak baca fashion magazine atau buka website-website fashion. Rindu gila. setiap hari menjugil mata dengan case law dan buku-buku satu tona yang hodoh dan menggelikan. Seriously publisher buku law kena peka terhadap kanak-kanak riang yang perlukan belaian design-design yang cantik bagi cover-cover buku.  

OK, walaupun ramai cakap aku selekeh pergi kelas sebab muka berminyak-minyak, haruslahkan duduk 8 pagi sampai 10 malam dekat office takkan muka kejung licin je kan, Aku tetap suka akan gaya-gaya fashion yang terbaru, walau secara fiziknya takkan muat segala-gala baju-baju ini dek perut yang semakin membusung dan muka yang semakin mengapam. 



OK, stim. Aku berdoa dengan kuat agar aku akan kembali kurus secepat mungkin, maybe esok.

Berdebar you alls, macam aku yang nak beranak. Mana vagina?

lelemaks dan apam gula hangus.

Hello uolls.

OK, again gagal update dengan kerap. Bila orang tanya,
"Rizal bila mahu update? sila anjingkan diri anda secepat mungkin supaya kami dapat membaca kisah hodoh kau, bagi mengurangkan tekanan hidup,"
Terharu OK, especially bila tengok rakan-rakan sebaya buka blog hina ini disebelah anda, aku rasa macam nak menyorok belakang tetek aku. Seriously sangat sibuk, aku rasa macam dah pindah rumah semua sekali, isnin sampai ahad di pejabat, muka dah macam karipap pusing, berminyak-minyak, berjeragat dan hidup tunggang langgang.

Bila balik rumah, parents dah tidur, abang dah tidur, hidup macam seorang diri. Yang ada kawan-kawan sepejabat, rasa macam family sendiri, bila dekat pejabat tak rasa penat, rasa happy sebab bila pusing belakang nampak kawan-kawan semua buat kerja sekali, hilang rasa penat. OK syok sendiri.

Tahlah, baru tiga minggu bersama, tapi rasa selesa sangat, macam dah kenal lama, walhal dulu siap benci-benci, bila tengok muka dia orang rasa macam,
"eh main tarik tali. lempang kang"
Sekarang dah macam reborn, I see world differently, so people, these people are my new family members, dalam bahasa melayu, rakan-rakan secara rasmi, inilah rakan-rakan yang akan saya buat video clip lagu nayid "Keluarga bahgia" nyanyian Saujana bersama.
Gambar ni diambil sewaktu orientasi pelajar LLB, atau Carpr Diem, semua cantik, masalahnya apasal ada apam gula hangus kat tepi tu berbaju hitam? Serious aku macam almari kelamin lima pintu OK, no wonder aku tak muat dalam kubikel aku, bila duduk lepas dua minit kaki kebas, lepas tu bila turunkan kerusi pusing pejabat aku sampai bawah, rasa macam bersila/bersimpuh walhal orang sebelah nampak macam di syurga. Why?

Kembali kesesi hati-ke hati,  disini, saya mohon maaf kepada sesiapa yang aku pernah benci tanpa kenal anda, sebab  dulu rasa diri hebat sangat, sebenarnya diri masih peti ais, seorang diri. First perception is never always right, so bila jumpa orang kenalilah, gomol-gomol, geletek-geletek, lempang-lepang lepas tu happy-happy.

Update fasal diri? Masih gedang, bila tertekan terus makan, lepas makan depressed lepas tu sedapkan hati cakap esok nak diet, lepas tu nak puasa tiga ratus tahun. Lepas tu bila lunch time melantak macam lori sampah (terima kasih ima mastura ramli *wee*), benci OK. Tapi tak apa, sebab cermin dalam firm buat muka bersinar-sinar, kurus, slim-melim, bontot tak selebar landasan kereta api lepas tu rasa diri kacak, sambil jerit,
"Kenapa Edward Cullen jeling dekat aku ni?"
Haiyoh.

P/S : Siapa dah tengok Padini punya look book? homaigod cantik bangat! Bila belek-belek rasa terangsang,




Bila dah belek, pandang perut, terkeluar dari seluar, OK bye, aku muat beg plastik balut baju je. Thanks.

Early Autumn

Autumn is a busy time in the flower farm.  There are many proteas that flower over autumn and winter, and the cooler weather also brings a chance for clearing away the excess growth of summer.  There are so many weeds!  But I love the beginning of the cooler weather.  It seems like the plants are invigorated again after being a bit tired and weary at the end of summer.



Protea Pink Ice,  a cut flower industry staple, is absolutely sparkling at this time of year.  Beautiful clear pink flowers with icy white tips and clean, clear foliage are bursting out all over the bushes.  If you're buying these flowers, here is a tip - pick ones that are not quite fully open.  You'll get a much longer vase life.  Most people go for the really big, open flowers, but these are just at the end of their vase life and will quickly discolour and collapse.

Late summer and early autumn also brings out my favourite flower that we grow here at Swallows Nest Farm. Its called Brunia Albiflora.  Its not technically a protea, but it is native to South Africa and is a spectacular, sought after cut flower with beautiful long strait stems topped with stunning glowing silver balls of tightly packed flower buds.  Its very architectural and looks fabulous en masse, or as an accent in a mixed arrangement.

Brunia Albiflora is not a plant you'll find at your local nursery.  They are quite difficult to propagate and as a result its difficult to come by these plants, even as a grower.  I was very excited last year when we managed to get hold of some plants from Victoria and so we have dramatically increased our future production of these rare and beautiful flowers.  I can't wait!

Brunia's silvery balls will begin to burst into tiny rings of flowers at this time of the year.  Each ball will begin flowering in a ring around the outer edge of the ball and slowly, the flowers will open inwards until the whole ball is covered in tiny flowers.  Some people prefer the plant before the flower comes out, others like it both ways.


I always like to have some of the current season's flowers on my windowsill in the kitchen, as a reminder of whats going on outside.  I could tell you I'm doing experiments in vase-life,  but really I'm just enjoying the produce!


Whatever you do, if you are lucky enough to come by some of these flowers, don't throw them out when they are past their best.  They make spectacular dried flowers and keep for years.  You don't need to do anything fancy with them.  Just take them outside and strip off the tiny needle-like leaves so the stalks don't shed.  Then they are good to go in a vase again for a dried flower arrangement.

Selecting Your Wedding Flowers

Selecting Your Wedding Flowers



http://jrangelella.blogspot.com/Bouquets are as necessary to a wedding because the bride's stunning gown, the completely embellished cake and also the personally created rings. When selecting bouquets for the wedding you need to consider into account what period you're in also as make sure to be constant all through the various components of the wedding that need bouquets - ensuring the bouquets enhance every other also because the bride and groom's outfits. Even though some partners select to go daring and loud with regards to wedding flowers, most nonetheless choose for your sophisticated and conventional white.

Prior to you make the large choice it is usually great to inquire your self which kind of bride you're. Are you currently searching for vivid colours for the wedding flowers, or does one desire a much more delicate, traditional appear with white roses or lilies? Amongst the highest 5 hottest wedding flowers globally you will discover roses, tulips, lilies, hydrangeas and peonies. What is fantastic about roses and lilies particularly is the fact that they're accessible all yr, which means you do not need to be worried about in what period your wedding is using location.

Herewith some suggestions with regards to the 5 most significant components of the wedding exactly where you will intend to make using bouquets - specifically the wedding bouquet, the wedding flowers inside your hair, the wedding ceremony bouquets, the wedding reception bouquets and also the wedding cake bouquets.

Wedding bouquet

Prior to considering bouquets it would be considered a great thought to decide on which kind of wedding bouquet you would like. The 3 hottest and well-known designs would be the typically formed posy bouquet, the teardrop-shaped shower/cascade bouquet and also the lengthy, slender arm bouquet - which rests in your arm.

In case your gown is white or cream you will not possess a issue as any colour bouquets will match. But when you're going the various route and sporting a coloured wedding gown, select exactly the same colour bouquets or select a complimentary colour - like red with green, blue with orange and purple with yellow - or just stick to white. Bridesmaids' bouquets ought to also adhere to exactly the same concept and enhance the bridesmaids' dresses. And also the flower woman will probably be carrying a basket or bucket of petals, so make sure to consider into account which colour petals you would like also. For your douleur members from the wedding celebration, utilize a solitary buttonhole flower that matches the primary kind of flower inside your wedding bouquet.

http://jrangelella.blogspot.com/Wedding flowers inside your hair Most brides-to-be fight to decide on a hairstyle for his or her large day. It is an enormous choice that is frequently extremely difficult to create, simply because let us encounter it: you would like to appear your extremely, extremely greatest! Some brides ultimately choose to just maintain it all-natural and depart their hair down - maybe having a couple of free, passionate curls. Other people intend to make it much more formal and also have a fairly updo. You can get synthetic bouquets to create issues an entire great deal simpler, but in the finish from the day there is absolutely nothing just like the actual factor. Based on the type you select, you are able to have misplaced of little bouquets scattered all through a proper updo, otherwise you could choose for 1 big flower. Speak for your hair stylist about what's going to fit you and enhance your gown, and create a choice according to that. You are able to usually attempt various designs prior to you compromise around the 1 you prefer probably the most.

Wedding ceremony bouquets When the church exactly where you're getting your wedding ceremony is fairly large it is usually good to create a daring assertion and use big pedestal preparations positioned exactly where they'll be observed; in the entrance towards the church and near to the altar. You may also location solitary bouquets or little bouquets alongside the aisle on every row of seats. If you're possessing a little civil services, wedding ceremony bouquets can brighten up an in any other case dull space to some fantastic extent, so utilize your flower decorations to make a festive environment. Stick to bouquets you've selected for the bouquet so as to help keep it constant and complimentary.

Wedding reception bouquets An excellent suggestion for all those attempting to stay to some particular spending budget would be to re-use the pedestal preparations in the ceremony in the wedding reception. This implies you'll only possess the wedding desk bouquets to deal with. You will require an arrangement for your bridal desk also as centerpieces for all of the other tables. The bridal desk is typically embellished having a big 'long and low' arrangement within the middle before the bride and groom. Another desk centerpieces frequently arranged the mood for your wedding reception and may not stop visitors viewing every other and speaking with every other, so select some thing truly brief or truly tall - exactly where the flower motion is higher up.

Wedding cake bouquets With regards to wedding cake bouquets you'll first of all need to determine whether or not you would like actual or synthetic bouquets in your cake. The edible types are usually well-liked, so most partners go along with this. You are able to then settle on which type you would like. And when you do not want bouquets around the cake by itself, you are able to have flower decorations around the cake desk or just a couple of petals strewn about around the desk.

It is usually difficult to determine which kind of wedding cake you would like as you will find numerous choices accessible. But when you are heading the standard route, a white cake with dainty, fragile marzipan bouquets is usually a winner. In the event you possess a colour scheme for all of your other wedding flowers, attempt to stay to it. But when you're feeling like becoming various, then select it! What ever your option, make certain the cake is decadent and deliciously irresistible.

These wedding flowers suggestions ought to assist you to around the method to creating choices for what to make use of in your large day. Have a good time!

Dumb blonde tanpa tetek.

Baru sahaja pulang dari kantor, aka firma guaman olok-olok. Homaigod, dah berminggu-minggu berkobar-kobar nak tidur lewat nak habiskan baca buku lapan juta muka surat. Seriously buku sebiji-sebiji berat beribu kilo lepas tu setaip kali promise dengan diri sendiri cakap,
"Mother f, hari ni  saya akan buka buku dan baca, buat nota dengan magic kaler warna warni aidilfitri, lepas tu kena hafal semua kejadah case. Akhir sekali workout, agar perut keras kekar."
Balik je terus tidur, lepas tu hari ahad terus bagi menebus diri, berjanji pada diri sendiri agar memastikan aku tidak menjadi dumb blonde tanpa tetek. Bila masuk, duduk, susun kertas, terus kacau orang.


Scan muka anak orang, guna printer + scanner Canon.

Mampu?

Fanna, selamat hari beranak.

Selamat hari jadi ke 23 fanna. Macam di text semalam, kita dah kenal 3 tahun lebih dah. Dah puas bergaduh, gelak ketawa, ronggeng bersama. Teringat zaman muda-muda part 1, waktu tu dekat kelas CTU, kelas agama, dia duduk dekat tepi sekali, bila pandang dia terus dalam hati cakap,
"Homaigod, puteri impian. homaigod homaigod. She is so mak datins, dahlah lawa pakai tudung pin sampai ke atas kepala"
Lepas tu, aku tak ingat detail, yang tahu dia dalam kumpulan aku. Dia nak ambil hati kita, dia baked cake coklat, lepas tu paksa kita makan. Sebagai penyedut hampagas aku makan je tanpa was-was. I like her alot, she is f fun, as a friend dan sebagai musuh lima saat.

Waktu kami practical dekat Sesyen court, dia tidak gentar pada tohmahan, dia suka je layan kerja-kerja bodoh aku. contohnya, dalam ekshibit 1,
Kita orang berdua selalu battle lengan siapa yang bye-bye paling laju. Lepas tu dia selalu ajar aku perkataan baru, contohnya 'soing' , "hellow - hellow" sambil pegang lipatan lelamaks perut".

Walaupun dia cantik, dia tak kisah kawan dengan peti ais dua pintu. Yang penting kenapa muka aku macam minta kaki dalam gambar atas ni?

Whatever pun, I just want to tell you farhana, every moment we all spent together, including the anak ikans and betinas garih was special to me, dan bersyukur sangat kenal anda semua. Walaupun kita ni selalu dibenci masyarakat, sebab aku dan kau adalah speaker masjid Shah Alam, tapi kita kekal unggul, tidak gentar kepada osteoporosis dan obesiti. Aku rasa plan kita nak slim, kurus dah berkali-kali di renew every year dan kita juga tetap unggul sebagai pipi tumpah dan tetek ganyut, thats what I like to friend with you.

Happy birthday farhana, semoga kecina bukitan aku semakin unggul di masa hadapan, dan semoga muka kau esok bangun ala Angelina Jolie.

Tabah walau di hina.

Yang benar,
Almari dua pintu
Drop Wedding Flowers

Drop Wedding Flowers

http://jrangelella.blogspot.com/An extended pathway strewn with golden yellow leaves. Foliage mirroring the colour from the environment sunlight. A chill within the air complemented from the warmth of the mellowed sunlight. Pictures and sights which you imagine, when you believe of the wedding...Nicely, then you definitely are most likely certainly one of these brides to become, whose wedding ceremony is within the drop period. But are you currently fretting more than small particulars just like the wedding flowers? Drop wedding flowers, although a difficult choice to create, can enthrall with their vividness and vivacity.

Kinds of Drop Wedding Flowers
In the event you despise the array of synthetic bouquets that appear to become the staple flower arrangement at most wedding events, you have to know which drop bouquets could be a component of the bridal entourage in your big day.

Helenium: Popularly referred to as Helen's flower, the flower's colour ranges from yellow to orange and it is in the exact same earthy palette of colours that dominate the autumn period. These bridal bouquets distinction spectacularly using the white bridal outfit.

Iris: It is the Greek phrase for rainbow. Iris is accessible inside a wide selection of colours, from pale yellow to white, purple, and cobalt blue.

Asters: The blue-colored Oct Skies, a kind of Aster, is pretty well-liked with drop brides. Accessible like a cluster, they might be mixed with other bouquets or perhaps Asters in pink, purple or lilac.

Stephanotis: A genuine white flower having a distinctive form, that symbolizes foresight and great needs, it could be the right bouquet to get a bride who doesn't want every other colour to shadow her bridal assortiment.

Amaryllis: Vivid red and pink characterize these bouquets, that is a image of excellent luck and joy in marriage. That could be the main reason the Belladonna Lily or Bare Woman (because they are colloquially recognized) are wedding darlings.

Bird of Paradise: South African natives, the birds of paradise or crane bouquets bloom within the autumn months. They carefully resemble a brightly-colored bird in flight and may include colour for your celebrations.

If none of those bouquets appear to mesmerize you, you've other drop bouquets, just like the Statice, Star of Bethlehem, Gardenia, Dahlia, Freesia, Cotoneaster, Daphne, and also the Winter season Jasmine. In the event you are trying to find a much more conventional selection, you can choose for among the all yr bouquets like roses, lilies, orchids, or daisies.

Select Your Fleur
Educated concerning the drop bouquets which are accessible for the perusal but baffled due to the sheer quantity? Nicely, whilst the selection of the wedding flower is individual, there are many parameters that may be stored in thoughts.

A bride could select her flower based on the attribute the flower epitomizes. Asters really are a image of persistence and adore, baby's breath embody genuine coronary heart, birds of paradise stand for joyfulness, and carnations signify purity and deep adore. Each flower epitomizes a particular worth and also the option is yours. Bouquets may also be selected in accordance for your beginning thirty day period. In the event you really are a January child, then the flower for you personally could be carnations and snowdrops, and when you're a July born, then h2o lily could be the way in which to go. Your florist could manual you about your beginning flower.

It's simple to select bouquets for concept weddings. Delphiniums are ideal for an old-fashioned wedding. When the concept of the wedding is h2o, you can select blue-colored bouquets like oct skies and when it is a tropical concept, then birds of paradise could be the right accompaniment.
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Floral-arrange
Drop wedding flower arrangement could be a nightmare otherwise contrasted completely using the autumn environment. The bouquets need to enhance the period and also the wedding, rather than over-emphasize it. For the wedding preparations, you can mix two in a different way textured bouquets, for instance you can mix cluster of baby's breath using the birds of paradise, or vividly-colored snapdragons with stephanotis.

The may be around the foundation of colour mixtures like auburn, burgundy, red, orange and yellow. You can also include non-floral accompaniments for your bouquet and desk items. Some well-liked non-floral choices utilized are eucalyptus, that is favored for its deep colour and distinctive aroma, the weed, 'Crown of Rays' Goldenrod, a native North American wildflower known as 'Fascination', Russian sage, English Ivy and Green Hypericum.

Drop wedding flowers certainly provides towards the elegance from the day, whenever you could be at your resplendent greatest. The recollections from the day will final a life time and also the suitable option of drop bouquets provides to those recollections.

Juling

Kata diri sendiri, "walau penat nak mati, tetap kekal gorgeous". Serious muka aku makin pasir jerlus ketibaj (rujuk entry sebelum) sekarang, dulu zaman muda-muda bersinar-sinar je masuk kelas, dah siap handsome-handsome dekat rumah, sampai tempat parking terus runway ala Paris fashion week sampai kelas. Now? sampaikan salam je lah, dahlah sampai pukul 8.22 a.m, lepas tu lari pergi punch card, ketiak basah-basah, wax rambut sampai ke kening, zip tak tutup, serious disaster.

so what happened today? aku makan macam tong dram again. Serious memang confirm aku akan bayar puasa nazar aku bila umur 48 tahun. Sekarang nafsu makan aku membuak-buak gila, bila pergi Mydin mart dekat tingkat bawah, terus buat sale sendiri, borong semua makanan, lepas tu terus cakap dalam hati,
"OK, makanan ni boleh tahan sampai lunch, so aku akan makan dengan jimat agar boleh alas perut (melantak secara ekstrem) sampai ke petang, menjelang kelas mayat dan seks nanti"
Tinggal kenangan kot, bila sampai depan kelas tinggal plastik je, lepas tu jeling plastik kawan sebelah, buat muka kesian minta Timtam dia, sebab dia kata kalau makan Timtam nanti bontot macam Kim Kardashian, sebab Kim K suka makan tu, Shengo beli untuk dia.  No wonder Timtam dekat Mydin Mart habis sebab semua nak bontot sebesar perodua kenari. Tapi yang aku tengok semua bontot flat je, kalau ada yang besar pun sebesar alam fana kot. Aku nak bontot besar juga, boleh tidur jadikan bantal.

By the way, kepada peminat setia Mydin mart, beware akan mamat keti (read : ke-ty) or ketiak. Seriously hari ni bila masuk bau ketiak, lepas tu terus sumbat muka dalam peti ais dan bernafas seperti biasa, takkanlah budak-budak practical yang malu-malu nak ambil customer tu punya ketiak, muka nur kasih je, sesuai kot kalau duduk bersimpuh sambil nyanyi lagu, Songket nyanyian Saloma.




Kejap, aku sepatutnya sediakan gambar untuk kelas forensik aku, dia kata dia nak gambar muka kami untuk assesment, so di kata snap to impress, gambar biar fokus dan meriah yang penting photogenic. Dalam otak terus terpancar gambar,


Fokus, fokus dan fokus, sekali bila ambil gambar,


sekali julings lahkan, lepas tu kawan baik aku terus cakap,
"rizal mata you juls, boleh jadi penunjuk kiblat lah, satu kebarat satu ke timur"
OK, sad. bye. 

J'adore dedak ayam.

Hello again, seriously bila berjanji nak update selalu mesti fail, lepas tu gelabah sebab takut kena panah petir sebab menipu.

Minggu ni dah mula rasa pressure belajar, sebab lecturer pelbagai variasi dan jambul dan gaya, setiap satu bagi kerja melambak-lambak. Bila banyak mulalah excited, duduk kemas-kemas, susun pen pensil dan kertas-kertas lepas tu buka kotak raba-raba kotak ambil makanan. Lepas tu koma, tak buat kerja. 

By the way, my kudap-kudapan is this cereal treats, well more of a dedak ayam type, dengan kuaci, dried barley, apricot, dedak-dedak and other stuff, bila kunyah terasa macam hamtaro. I don't understand how people can eat such nasty food, whenever people ask me, 

"Eh, buat apa rizal makan makanan sugar glider? sedap ke, nampak macam makan dedak ayam.  *flips hair*"
Takkanlah aku nak ludah dekat bakul sampah, nampak sangat aku macam beli makanan tu sebab kotak dia cantik plus dia buat aku nampak seperti seseorang yang menjaga ketrampilan diri, pukul 6 pagi jogging setempat sambil pakai getah rambut lepas tu buat poco-poco encore sampai mati.  So sambil buat muka politician terus jawab,
"Seriously sedap, addicted, suka gila perasaan bila barley kejung tersangkut dekat celah gigi, rasa macam main sorok-sorok dengan barley. Lagi pun fiber is good for your health, it makes your tummy happy, tak payah susah-susah kunyah benang/kain/alas meja nak dapat fiber.
Oh for this week task, aku kena buat wasiat untuk seseorang yang bakal aku mati kan watak beberapa bulan lagi. EXCITED! boleh reka-reka nama, kad pengenalan, geran tanah, barang-barang peribadi, spender. Fun!

Obviously rekaan aku akan ada unsur-unsur kefesyenan, probably Magdalena Frackowiak sebagai si mati. She's f hot OK, kalau aku nak cari isteri international, dia akan menjadi quality pilihan. Muka kotak, bone structure to die for, f tall. Apa lagi kau mahu? cuma tak boleh suruh dia joget ngajat tampi, sebab dia polish, so probably tarian dia duduk berdiri tercengat, goyang kepala.


Magdalena, sebab aku takkan dapat kau, so kau haruslah di matikan watak. Sad. I don't know why, the first time nampak dia dalam iklan Ralph Laurent terus jatuh cinta. She is not the konvensional muka cantik, duduk bersimpuh, makan ketam guna sudu garpu sudu. She is unique, ada kelas tersendiri. 

Oh sebelum lupa, hari ni masuk kelas, kelam kabut, biasalah lari-lari. Parking lapan ratus kilometer dari fakulti, dengan jam tangan yang mati, jam handphone masa cepat 4 ratus minit, harulah buat maraton dari parking ke fakulti. Pukul lapan pagi dah ketibaj, Ketiak + Banjir = ketibaj. Bila sampai kelas dah mengah setengah mati, dengan muka tak senonoh, tenung meja, ada,
 Sweet gila. Anda membuatkan saya happy satu hari, walaupun dalam hati meronta-ronta mengatakan ada unsur-unsur sabotaj dengan coklat, nak gedangkan aku agar aku membesar lima kali lebih cepat berbanding ayam daging. OK tipu saja. Serious rasa macam nak frame je coklat tu, tak pun buat pendant.

I love you all.

P/s : Air jus durian belanda tidaklah segeli namanya, tidak berasa selipar atau kapur barus. Very soothing. Bila tanya kakak tu, esok ada jus avocado, terus dia jawab, "Adik kena buat reservation." Kemain, kau ingat ni La bodega. Kakak tu cakap, "air avocado baik untuk kulit", sambil pegang kulit mulus dia, dengan mata tenung tajam pada bonjolan-bonjolan dan lopak-lopak minyak dekat muka aku. Esok aku mandi bunga tapi dengan avocado, lantaklah!
Seaside Wedding Flowers

Seaside Wedding Flowers

http://jrangelella.blogspot.com/Seaside weddings would be the greatest answer for individuals who want to possess an easy, little wedding amidst the Earth's all-natural elegance. Possessing a wedding around the seaside usually etches gloriously stunning recollections not just around the married couple's hearts and minds, but additionally on these attending the wedding. The sensation of claiming 'I do' on the tropical island is one thing merely from the planet!

Arranging a seaside wedding will probably be various from arranging a wedding within the town. The entire concept differs, that will mirror on all of the other preparations also. The bride and bridegroom's attire, the bridesmaids and greatest men's attire will probably be fitted to a seaside environment. Furthermore, the seaside wedding decorations, cover, seating preparations, seaside wedding flowers, and so on. will all be tuned based on the seaside concept. The seaside wedding flower preparations ought to be offered unique interest, since they will perform a significant function in improving the elegance and magnificence from the seaside wedding atmosphere.

Seaside Wedding Flower Suggestions

Even though the few to obtain married is totally free to decide on any kind of flower they like for his or her seaside wedding, it's usually greatest to decide on bouquets that mirror the all-natural colours, textures and nautical components from the sea to make paradise around the seaside. The choice for seaside wedding flowers are great, with bouquets coming all types of dimension, designs and vivid colours. Let us take a look at some well-liked seaside wedding flowers.

Wildflowers
Probably the most stunning time for you to possess a seaside wedding is in between the months Oct to February. Furthermore, what is better still is the fact that throughout this time wildflowers are blooming wondrously. Wildflowers is likely to make truly colourful bouquets for your bride and bridesmaids and can also brighten up the seaside with their contrasting colours.

Astrantias
For an informal seaside wedding environment, 1 ought to completely select Astrantias. The distinctive form and style of those bouquets include a wondrous contact towards the informal concept from the wedding. They are available in various colours like pink, red, yellow, green, white as well as gold. Therefore, when you have a colour concept, you can select the colour of the option.

Bridal Lei
Individuals choosing the Hawaiian wedding themes frequently forgo the bridal bouquet and decide to get bridal lei to go along with the concept. Based on the colour concept, the bouquets may be selected to organize the bridal lei. This type of flower set up provides a really informal, but various appear towards the wedding. Orchids, aromatic tuberoses, Micronesian ginger, and so on. make fantastic bridal leis.

Seaside Roses
Roses happen to be scorching favorites at weddings and regardless of how numerous generations move by, these stunning bouquets will carry on to adorn the wedding website with their sleek and passionate attractiveness. Rose bridal bouquets and cover decorations will just appear great. Because it is a seaside wedding, 1 may have darkish green foliage or palm fronds together with the vibrant roses to obtain a seaside concept appear.

Muscari
http://jrangelella.blogspot.com/If you're not thinking about the typically utilized wedding flowers, then you definitely could choose for Muscari. These bouquets can be found within the spring period and provides a glamorous, but comfy appear towards the wedding website. These grape like clustered purple-blue coloured bouquets certainly include lots of colour and vibrancy towards the location. 1 may even make small wreaths and rely on them to brighten the chairs, the aisle, and so on.

The sort of seaside wedding flowers selected will rely totally on the wedding concept. Seaside weddings have many themes like Hawaiian, Far Eastern, Caribbean and lots of other thrilling unique themes. The wedding spending budget may also perform a task within the type of wedding flowers to become purchased. Because bouquets are fantastic methods to spruce up the wedding, we have to cautiously consider choices associated towards the seaside wedding flower preparations.
Word of the day : Kejung

Word of the day : Kejung

Annoyingkan update dua kali sehari, konon-konon glamour, ramai peminat padahal ada lapan orang je yang baca, enam orang rakan firm, Azweena & Associates. Paksa dia orang refresh lapan juta kali, kalau tak aku menyanyi lagu Yayadan nyanyian Sharifah Aini encore, sampai keluar air mata darah.

Recently, someone texted me,
"Jejai/Jal/Jang/Meja belajar/kerusi urut Ogawa/Soda Bikabonat (sila pilih satu nama), "Kejung tu apa?"
Aku faham, kadang-kadang perkataan aku gunakan dalam blog ini, macam hilang pedoman hidup. Ada language sendiri. Oh god, kemain statement macam aku JR Tolkien.

So hari ni, post ringan-ringan ni, sempena kelas Bahasa Melayu untuk undang-undang yang aku terseksa hadapi setiap minggu, aku nak ajar penggunaan loghat homaiblog. So tak adalah aku akan jumpa penggunaan yang salah, pada waktu yang salah.

Word of the day

Kejung
Keh-jung
Definisi : Keadaan statik yang melampau, keras ya amat tanpa sebarang aspirasi diri, atau perasaan.

Penggunaan ayat :
  • Kakak muka kejung itu perlu ditapakkakikan serta merta agar beliau tidak lagi menggangu kesedaran sivik individu.
  • "rambut kejung engkau bukan sahaja mempunyai kualiti dawai, ia turut mempunyai tekstur berus sabut"
  • Sekejung-kejung bibir kak nita sarawak, kejung lagi rambut rafidah aziz.
  • Wanita bermuka jantan itu buka bukan sahaja a fashion disaster malah mempunyai rambut kejung ala kemarau panjang nyanyian Sharifah Zarina.
  • Muka sekejung umat manusia kau layak dikakikan.

Sekarang ni, aku ni Tutor TV ke apa? OK bye.

P/S:  Aku rasa sekejap lagi kawan-kawan aku akan kakikan aku sebab aku macam tertelan speaker masjid.

kubikel sexy #8

Hello gorgeous people.

Saya sedang tersangkut di kubikel aku, sendat dan padat. Meja ini sangatlah kecil, aku rasa kat bawah meja ni kaki aku boleh sentuh hujung meja, lepas tu kaki kejang terpaksa buat muka sexy walhal kaki kejung rasa semut.

By the way I'm supposed to puasa nazar sebab lulus exam hari tu, tapi lepas niat, berkobar-kobar cari kurma, bila sampai office terus kunyah biskut. OK puasa 7 hari akan di pecah selerakkan selama durasi 19 tahun. Matilah aku.


Lunch anyone?


Mayat kejung kesukaan saya.

Mayat kejung kesukaan saya.

First of all, saya sangat tak sabar menunggu the next season, Hedi Slimane kembali sebagai designer selepas bersara sebentar. He'll be joining the house of Yves Saint Laurent. Awesome. Kalau siapa yang tak tahu dia siapa, dialah perintis kepada size kosong dalam dunia fesyen.

During his heyday in Dior Homme, dia buat revolusi dari jantan gedang bersalut otot, kepada jantan bereyeliner kurus keding boleh selit belakang almari. Walaupun dia evil in that sense, tapi dia adalah nafas baru. Honestly aku tak suka design dia sangat, very the boring, sama kejung je. Muka model macam minta friskies. Tapi I'm excited tengok apa revolusi baru dia, kebarung moden seethrough ke? Oh god!


OK serious, tiada masa bernafas. Dah lama rasanya tak update. Bila orang tanya, "Gedang, bila mahu update aku perlukan hiburan." serious aku rasa aku macam Adibah Noor, semua nak gomol manja gelak tawa bersama.  I pun rindu you all! tapi sebab ada lapan juta benda kena buat, so kena berkorban masa berak, masa korek hidung dan masa berfesyen senonoh.

Sebelum masuk LL.B kemain semangat fikir nak pakai apa, bila dah minggu kedua, OK sorrylah jah tak kuasa aku nak bangun pukul 4 pagi, pilih baju, buka lookbook.nu, lepas tu camwhore depan webcam. Kalau boleh nak pakai jubah, tak pun pakai je selimut, senang tak payah fikir tetek labuh, perut terkeluar seluar. Tension!

By the way, minggu lepas, selepas dilantik ahli muzakarah sebagai interior designer firm, terus pergi Sunway Pyramid, Daisolah tempat paling senonoh mencari barang-barang paling comel dengan harga murah. Muka memang berminyak, badan bau kerbau, kaki gonjeng sebab kasut ketat sangat, pakai sandals. Tiba-tiba dapat sms,

"You kat sunway? is that you?"
Ikutkan hati nak je jawab, "taklah itu sekadar imaginasi awak, mungkin awak lalu depan kedai elektrik nampak peti ais, tu yang ingat saya". Tapi sebab sayang pada rakan-rakan blog saya, saya balas. Malu gila, dahlah tengah selekeh, lepas tu muka macam Cina Beijing, duduk memondan dekat Sunway Pyramid. Busuk. Seriously melalui blog tak semengah ni, I've met so many people, ada yang pandang aku cakap, you tak nampak macam almari tiga pintulah, you remind me of 7 sitter Alza. Memang celaka you all.

Anyway for fashion update, I don't actually have a time to duduk buka websites kegemaran seperti dulu, kini idea berpakaian hanyalah rakan sebelah kubikel, dan budak-budak di fakulti. Ku semangat, beria habis. People waste too much time trying to impress others, tapi akhirnya kini pasti berakhir di twitter dengan post seperti,

  • "Jantan tu pakai dress hitam hari ni, homaigod teringat Salem Suci Dalam Debu #Khunsaterbabas"
  • "Budak kubikel aku pakai handbag Vera Wang, aku hanya mampu Sungei Weng"
  • "Spender jiran kubikel aku warna pink lepas tu ada koyak-koyak #DonateSpender"
  • "Bau jiran sebelah kiri aku macam jering masak asam #JeringbyMarcJacob"
So how?

Oh yes, bila kawan tanya apa kau belajar dalam course kau, lantas jawab,
"Aku belajar tengok video mayat kejung kena gilis kereta, dan mayat dalam semak kena ikat dekat pokok kena sembelih, darah meleleh-leleh ke ladang gandum, it became Coco Crunch!"
 Mesti kena jeling juling, lepas tu jawab,
"Over! kau ingat kau siapa awan dania? nak drama gila babi!, kerja kau baca kes, bukan tengok mayat. Tu kerja Horatio kepala teleng dalam CSI!"
Malas aku nak layan, baik makan makanan kubikel sebelah.

P/S: I love people interacting with me, kalau rajin addlah aku kat twitter, kacau-kacau, tanya perut kau atas meja ke? OK? I miss you guys alot, now kawan firm dah fixed internet wireless dekat laptop ni, boleh aku update lima saat sekali, biar kau puas.

P/S: Ikmal sorry I balas msg you macam tu, phoen bengong hilang no phone. Serious phone aku macam phone zaman firaun, probably in near future akan balas guna asap je. Bila nak jawab  "And you?" auto correct jadi "Anal?" lepas tu kawan balas, "Masyallah bawa mengucap rizal, takkan aku pun kau nak tibai?" how? (smile)

neraka

Esok adalah hari paling besar dalam hidup aku. Bagi yang tak kenal aku, aku ditawarkan untuk program Sarjana Muda undang-undang, atas sikit dari degree yang aku graduate hari tu. Dengan degree yang baru ni, barulah aku boleh buat chambering lepas tu masuk court.

Berdebar kenapa? sebab aku kena pakai baju hitam putih setiap hari, bosannya. Kalau perempuan, untunglah boleh pakai baju kurung, kebaya, skirt, kemeja, everything under one roof, lelaki? hitam putihlah kau sampai mati, kalau kau pakai kebaya mahu kena panah petir, so kesimpulannya hidup akan menjadi kelam selama setahun.

One year, sartorialist style, I don't think it will be too bad. Aku pun bukannya kemas-kemas urban sangat, so suit for a year tak adalah menakutkan. Susah nak ikut trend suit ni, sebab the new urban style, its very body fitting and almost tersedak susu bila kancing butang.
imej dari thesartorialist

Aku suka yang selesa, tak membunuh, tapi ada gaya tersendiri. Sebenarnya teringin juga nak pakai yang body fitting ni, tapi disebabkan keadaan tubuh yag tidak mengizinkan, so kena postponed to a later date, bila badan haiyoh, ada bentuk.



nyum

Ekspedisi peti ais ke Sabah


Selamat pulang ke kehidupan masing-masing. First of all ini diberitahu kini aku adalah dugong terdampar, serius bila di Sabah dah perasan berat aku dipam-pam, tetek semakin bergelimpangan, perut pula not bad, tapi tak sangkalah makin padu macam menelan baking powder, bila balik dari Sabah, terus cuba skinny jeans kesayangan, memang ketat, lepas tu mama cakap,
"Yang kau pakai sarung nangka ni kenapa? dah sendat tu, terbonjol bontot kau tu. Ni seluar tahun bila ni? pergi pakai seluar lain"
Weh! seluar tu baru alter, sebab besar sangat, sekarang aku dah jadi nangka, sad. Whateverlah, aku nak start bergusti perut, secepat mungkin. Hari ni daftar pelajar dekat UiTM, sanggup tak buat medical checkup sebab gentar pada mesin penimbang yang dirasuk syaitan itu. Tah-tah nurse suruh aku timbang dekat kastam, sebab gemuk sangat. OK Bye!

Whatever pun, Sabah is a f awesome place, to be honest, aku ni macam dumb blond, kalau nak bercuti di kota metropolitan. Nak masuk hutan? aku beli poskad jelah. Bila sampai sana, Oh my god, aku terkejut, dahlah cantik, lepas tu orang dekat sana friendly habis, rasa macam nak menari "Aku stacy" dengan dia orang.


Weh, air dia hijau, cuba kau tengok Port Dickson, kau dapat kelabu-kelabu najis dengan serpihan-serpihan abu mayat. Lepas tu dekat bawah restoran ada bermacam ikan, siap ikan tuna. Kau mampu?

By the way, kerana jumlah gambar terlalu banyak, aku akan post part by part. Hanya gambar yang tidak menonjolkan kegemukan dan kegedangan aku akan di post. Ada gambar dekat Pulau Manukan. 
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