Melentur anak drag queen biar dari rebungnya.

Melentur anak drag queen biar dari rebungnya.

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Beberapa hari dulu, bila beromongan dengan kawan baik fasal segala benda dalam dunia ni, dia ada cakap fasal blog ni, katanya,

"Lama kau tak update fasal fesyen, everything berbunga-bunga bagai. Personal life gitu. (OK tipu, tak adalah macam ni, tapi intipati sama)"

 I know I haven't been posting any fashion-worthy materials. (Padahal dalam facebook punya kencang status fasal fesyen). Serious tak ada masa nak menulis walaupun banyak benda nak ditulis. Lately ni banyak terinspired dengan macam macam benda. So untuk memudahkan para pembaca nak baca, segala akan ditulis mengikut style paragraph comelkan? 

Baju berwarna bogel atau kulit.

YA, bunyi agak jijik, tapi very nice, the first time i saw one particular picture in Glam Lelaki (gambar yang telah di reprint dalam glam lapan juta kali) I fell in love. Dia tulis dekat situ, it was from Valentino collection, but I doubt it, sebab walaupun dah susah payah cari dekat Men Style, dan semua website, masih tak jumpa-jumpa. I like how it looks so natural on the body.  Mungkin sesetengah orang cakap, 

"Jijik, tak maskulin langsung, bukan style warna-warna kulit ni perempuan ke je pakai? apa muka aku ada macam Killa Fairy ke? Tak mau aku, susah-susah mak bapak aku bagi nama Roslan, esok jadi Rosnah"

Bollocks. Kalau fikir macam tu, jangan pakai kain pelikat, sampin, bukan bentuk dia ala ala skirt Givenchy @ Raff Simon ke? For me fashion is so versatile, you can dress up or dress down. You can look super masculine or super feminine. Tapi agak agaklah kalau pakai baju corak lace memanglah kau nampak sungguh anggun, macam wanita melayu terakhir. It all about how you carry yourself. Teringat kisah kawan se-practicum dulu, suddenly out of nowhere dia cakap,

"by the way guys, I took this black shirt @ blouse from my mum's closet"

Sumpah kalau dia tak cakap, never in million years that I would be able to guess that it was actually a blouse with feminine cut.

If I am to pick one particular style to stick to for 100 years, I would choose this in a second tanpa ragu-ragu. That shirt is actually a women/unisex shirt, tak suka the low cut neckline, nampak macam stripper, lebih suka normal conservative cut. Nampak classy. Untuk diri ini yang tak berduit, memang tak mampu nak beli sandal Zara ni, or Valentino shirt, so sebagai alternative I sought for cheaper exits, contohnya, the nude shirt berjaya dibeli di Tesco dengan harga $8.  Sandal, I got for much cheaper at Metrojaya sale, I saw the exact design at Zara, retail at $279, mahal ya amat.

Dan untuk seluar pendek, memang sangat obsessed, gilakannya sekarang. Mungkin sebab runway semua tunjuk collection seluar pendek. There are so many design to choose from, kalau tak tau macamana seluar dia, it is very similar to the shorts student in primary school would wear, cuma slimmer. YA, seluar jijik yang kau kata geli tengok waktu kecil.

Ada few options at Topman tapi since harga dia sangatlah tak munasabah, kira kira $200 untuk sehelai, so belilah sahajalah dekat kedai biasa, dan gunakan teknik saya, what I would do to get that slim effect is to fold the end of the shorts twice or thrice (bergantung kepada ketinggian individu ya) So kaki akan kelihatan panjang semerbak.

Sorry gambar yang kabur, dek hasil photograpy dari kamera telefon. Sila abaikan badan size gajah ini.

I purchased this shorts (it's actually a normal length shorts but because I am 6'3 so it looks short on me) from the reject shop for merely $11 because of the 70% off sale. Untuk dapatkan effect seluar pendek spring/summer lipatlah dua tiga kali. Tapi jangan pendek sangat nanti nampak macam anda bersiap sedia nak berjuang di lorong haji taib atau lorong-lorong yang sewaktu dengan nya.

Tapi kepada yang nak try gaya ni, kena terima risiko dicerca masyarakat, contohnya bila berjalan dengan kawan-kawan yang tampak lebih tua sambil bergurau senda mulalah masyarakat sekeliling pandang serong, terdengarlah komen-komen seperti,

"Confirm anak ikan, tapikan anak ikan selalunya jambu-jambu ni muka lepat pisang, dah lah gergasi lepas tu buat-buat comel pakai seluar macam tu. Jijiklah weh."

"Kesian dia, tak ada duit nak beli seluar kot, terpaksa pakai seluar adik dia. Kesiannya."

"Geram I tgk kaki dia, rasa nak tolong shavekan je, tak pun tocangkan bulu kaki dia."

Bila dengar suara sumbang macam tu, terus jeling tajam seraya terus cakap ngan dia,

"So? You think you can dancelah? "

Terus chow. 

Selamat Hari raya, masih belum kaya.

Selamat Hari raya, masih belum kaya.

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Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

Hari ni hari raya ke tiga tapi seperti tahun-tahun sudah tak extravaganza pun. Perhaps I have step into a phase where bombastic celebration is not priority in my life. Lagipun abang tak cuti sampailah raya ke enam. OK bosankan raya 30 hari.

Hari raya pertama tak buat apa apa, bangun pagi, sebab rumah macam kapal perang so, kena kemas, lepas tu tolong mama kat dapur dah habis semua, pergi rumah saudara dekat shah alam. Dalam sibuk-sibuk berhari raya, my brother in law and sister decided to break free in IKEA, mestilah after 30 days fasting, that perfectly baked meatballs with that luscious thick sauce would be the ultimate satisfaction.

Tapi malangnya IKEA penuh ya amat, macam pesta menuai. So terus pergi Bangsar Village Mall rasanya, cari Dave Deli's tak jumpa so pergi Chilli's, so kesimpulannya pagi raya disinari cahaya Chili's. Awesome kot, lepas dah habis muntak kedarah, pergi atack Gourmet's A slice of haven, walaupun cupcake dibenci diri ini, tapi ChocCupcake dia dashyat, terus syahdu lepas makan. Lepas dah makan, depressed gemuk.

Lepas tu malam hari, Ayah telefon cakap mama mengalami cherry berry melampau, so terus rush ke hospital, dan kami semua adik beradik pun bertemu di hospital. Drama gila. Konon-konon drama Erma Fatima.

Walaupun raya tak glamer, tapi dek bilik dah dikemas rapi, baju dah disusun color-coordinated rapi. So tetap happy.

Macam-macam nak update, tapi tengah tunggu masa sesuai, banyak objek-objek fesyen yang harus ditunjukkan. I just want to say for now, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir Batin. Manatahu ada yang terasa dengan saya, yelah mulut puaka. Kalau saya ada terpuaka ke, minta maaf sangat-sangat, tak terfikir nak melukakan hati anda-anda semua, just nak horny-horny.

Bila beraya ingat lima perkara,

1. Selipar berjenama crocs bukanlah selipar raya, so haruslah dipakai hanya ke jamban. Kalau dah pakai baju Melayu berkain Fendi, jam Patek Phillipe, sekali zoom sepatu dari Crocs, bolehlah bunuh diri.


2. Kuah lodeh dan sambal kacang bukanlah corak kain Lanvin, tak perlulah nak buat corak tersendiri diatas baju ya. 


3. Bila makan tu ingatlah orang tersayang, tak perlu jilat mangkuk-mangkuk dan piring-piring. Sedap-sedap makanan jiran, salah makan cherry berry merana oi. 


4. Bila beraya dikampung tak perlulah bercakap ala ala london dengan accent James Bond bagai, bila nak minta sepiring nasi impit terus cakap "Excusez-moi, can i have a plate of pressed rice with peanut gravy and lodeh gravy on the side?" mak cik di Kubang Kerian atau Pasir Putih bukannya Donatella Versace.


5. Elakkan bagi komen seperti "Wah, dah berbadan dua kau Maria, kelas kau" dekat rakan-rakan taulan, sebab kadangkala wanita itu bukanlah membawa budak tetapi membawa dua pinggan nasi beriyani dan berbalang-balang tart nenas. So bila komen rakan-rakan beringatlah sebelum melayang bag Salvatore Ferragamo kesemua arah.

Selamat muntah kedarah!

Jacob Coupe untuk Bottega Veneta, Givenchy & Ann Demeulemeester

Jacob Coupe untuk Bottega Veneta, Givenchy & Ann Demeulemeester

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Imej oleh Sølve Sundsbø

Philip Crangi dewa ikon fesyen.

Philip Crangi dewa ikon fesyen.

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I am looking for a decent digital camera, good quality but at the lowest possible price.

OK, seriously bunyi macam kedekut sangat-sangat. Rasanya kalau cakap dengan orang mesti dia cakap, "Rizal, tak payah susah-susah ambil gambar, kau lukis je, murah tak costly" 

Kenapa tiba-tiba excited nak beli camera, actually sebab I get most of my inspiration from people, and it is sad that if I see something really pretty, dengan otak yang sangat lembap, that image would only register into my head for few days, or hours at least. Lepas tu lupa. Sad. 

Like image of this uncle, rasanyalah, I saw him at Factory outlet Sunway Pyramid. Very sartorialist, dengan berbaju T putih, with a pair of washed jeans slightly slimmer that a normal washed jeans,  berkasut loafer tanpa sarung kaki. He looked divine. I like his clean look, he was completely bald with that Ray Ban nerdy glasses. Mengancam.

Whatever pun I am now obsessed with Philip Crangi. No he is not from  Changi Singapore. Philip adalah seorang pereka barang kemas lelaki dan perempuan. It is not all about his jewelleries, Philip as a person is a true inspiration.

Pleaselah doa kuat-kuat agar rizal yaakub dapat membeli sebuah camera sendiri oleh itu dapatlah beliau ambil gambar inspirasi seperti ini.

xoxo

If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise".

If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise".

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Teringat kata-kata Wirda Adnan dalam majalah WW, ‎"If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise". Being me, I am not that type of person who can easily affected by any words or sayings, tapi kali ni memang tersentap, terbangun dari tidur.

After a great amount of time thinking, i find myself being a little too predictable. I am only 22 years old and I am a little too cranky wanting everything to be perfect, how bollocks. Betul kata kawan, take time & try everything and learn from all the mistakes.

Not everything has to be perfect, a little imperfection would not kill. Please penetrate into my skull dear words.

Buah pinggang saya hanya untuk mereka.

Buah pinggang saya hanya untuk mereka.

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Tak tahu kenapa tapi rasa gembira to bid goodbye to my recent employment. I am officially a jobless individual again. So many things happened in these few months, and seriously I enjoyed every moments. From all these incredible things, I am proud to say that now I can happily to strike off few things from my MUST DO THINGS. Antaranya,

• Work in F&B industry; walaupun untuk satu bulan dan dua minggu tapi rasanya one of my unforgettable days in my life, dengan kawan-kawan baru dan cabaran-cabaran politik Golden Screen Cinemas, seriously nothing beats that. 


• Work in retail industry; Five days of joy, walaupun bukan bekerja dengan Topman, Zara or any of those big labels, Ponny pun jadilah. Menguji minda dan tenaga, sebab melipat baju-baju kanak-kanak berumur 2 tahun hingga ke 16 tahun bukanlah kerja ringan. 


• Work in furniture/interior industry; 15 days, walaupun pada hari pertama, hampir quit sebab darjah kepanasan tertinggi bila duduk di bawah khemah tapi mampu meneruskan sehingga company withdrawn from expo sangat membanggakan, dengan sale hampir mencecah $5000 rasa seronok sangat.

Puas.

But the most life changing moment this years have got to be our penang trip. I never miss anyone so much than the people I laughed with, slept with, and talked to during that four days. To this day, I get goosebumps listening to Adele's don't you remember, the same song I was humming to as we were driving on the Penang bridge en route home. 

I don't need the most luxury holiday, all I need is all the time in this world to spend with people that I would do anything for. Friends that have become more than friends, my brothers and sisters. 

Please don't change abit. Already missing you.