Anak buah aku Ava Vanja

Anak buah aku Ava Vanja

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Inspirasi fafa adalah cikrosmah mansor.

My little rascal niece turns three today. Dah tua dah dia, (mengurut dada sambil mengira umur pakcik dia yang sudah lanjut). Ingat lagi waktu mama dia bersalinkan dia, waktu tu tengah kesatria, kawad-kawad bagai dekat padang mashyar UITM. Walaupun nampak seperti confident, tapi bila kawad tak pernah confident sebab akhirnya kini pasti aku jalan robot, pastu kena jerit dengan commander. Masalahnya tu waktu normal, hari-hari biasa bila kakak nak beranak lagi luar biasa, dari jalan robot aku rasa aku bangunan berkawad.

To tell you the truth, akulah mak tiri cinderella, walaupun aku tak boleh beranak tapi aku memang ada trait-trait keevilan mak tiri cinderella, sebab aku tak suka budak-budak. Bila nampak budak-budak aku rasa nak masukkan dalam peti ais for some reason, next to Nutella. Tapi yang kelakarnya budak-budak agak gemar dengan aku, bila balik kampung, semua kerumun aku, macamlah aku ni Johny Depp, Willy Wonka. Aku so layan jelah, angkat-angkat diorang. terbang-terbang lepas tu aku bosan aku buat macam kena sawan. Budak semua lari.

Tapi lepas fafa lahir, aku pun masih sama lagi tak suka budak-budak, tapi dengan fafa sayanglah, dah anak buah sendiri, takkan aku nak masuk dalam washing machine. Bila pagi-pagi aki (nama samaran, sebab dia tak boleh sebut uncle) dia bangun, dia kejutkan dia kata ,

"Aki bangun, pergi beli nasi lemak amy, aki nak gi syukulah (sekolah)"

rasa nak lempang, lepas tu bila dia karaoke dengan aki dia, nyanyi lagu Ohnana, Rihanna. Lagi rasa nak lempang. Kalau ada dia rasa cam nak lambung-lambung tapi bila dia tak ada rasa sunyi. Dia suka makan nasi ayam. Aki dia tak makan nasi, takut gemuk, so selalu curi ayam dia. Lepas tu dia diam je. Bila mama tanya mana ayam? dia tunjuk kat kucing. Comelkan. Tak nak kantoi kan uncle dia.

Ni lagu favourite dia. OK tipu, ni lagu favourite aki dia, bila setiap hari terpaksa layan Babytv, timbullah minat dengan lagu-lagu begini. So setiap hari paksa dia nyanyi lagu ni. Encore OK, tak nyanyi tak boleh pergi Giant, Tesco or Carrefour. So dia pun ikutlah nyanyi redha je.

Aku rasa dia akan tinggi bila besra nanti, sebab dia dah gabak bagi umur 3 tahun. So aku ada pelan illuminati nak biar dia size zero sampai besar lepas tu hantar dia pergi casting, mana tahu boleh ganti Karlie Kloss ke, Ava Vanja ke. So aku nak musnahkan plan mak pak dia nak dia jadi doktor.

Hari ni Fafa 3 tahun, aki  23. Nanti fafa umur 16 tahun aki 36 tahun, aki belikan fafa dress Balenciaga.

OK? pinky promise.

Bon Anniversaire Fafa markonah.

Mee Bandung @ Ladurée

Mee Bandung @ Ladurée

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Baru balik dari dinner dengan famili. Makan Mee bandung, I don't know why, mee bandung dekat kedai mamak ni very the delicious. Kakak yang masak tu orang Indonesia tapi training dekat merata dunia. Pernah sementara menunggu mee bandung sebungkus dengan mee ladna campur extra special bertengek tepi dapur dia, konon-konon nak ambil semangat tangathirai kakak tu, manalah tahu boleh masak sendiri lepas ni.

OK bye, aku rasa kakak tu belajar kungfu sebab laju gila masak, disenduk sana, korek sini, borak sana borak sini, jerit lepas tu betulkan tudung dia. Yang aku nampak dia campak mee je dalam kuali, yang lain dalam blurry vision, macam over exposure dalam gambar kamera. Kakak tu macam superman kot, lepas tu bila kakak tu nampak aku terkebil-kebil nak curi resepi, dia pun tanya soalan,

"Mana ayah mama, lama tak nampak"

"Tak tahu? cuba kakak miss call." (boleh aku jawab macam ni semua fasal kung fu shaolin kakak tu, terkesima)"

"(Gelak), ni untuk siapa ni mee?"

"Untuk mama dengan ayah" (Apa bengapnya aku?) "Kakak pandai masak ek? laju kakak masak"

 "(Gelak diva) Oh! kakak dah masak banyak tempat dah, kakak boleh masak makanan barat, cina, melayu, italy, peranchis, semua negara diantara! "

Hebat kot kakak ni, respect gila, probably minggu depan nak pergi kedai mamak ni, order Macaron Ladurée 12 biji. Kata kakak hebat makanan peranchis.

OK bye.

Sarah Jessica Kuda

Sarah Jessica Kuda

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I know for sure Victoria Beckham is a talented human being. People critic her previous collection, with the birdy pattern and cat wonder advertisement, I on the other hand am obsessed with her creation. She is way better the kuda face, Sarah Jessica Parker. I just don't understand why people adore this horse face so much, calling her a fashion goddess. Goddess my arse.

I recently had the opportunity for the millionth  times to watch Sex and the city, I find the dressing sense as rather absurd. I just don't get the idea of the entire ensemble of Sarah Jessica Parker when she was in the Souq in Dubai, a black vintage Dior tshirt with massive hideous skirt ala funfair.  The stylist was either blind or just possesses a stinking sense of fashion. Its too much for a human.



Kalau akulah director Sex and the city, I would probably be busy ripping of the clothes in a very bini meroyan mati laki style.

Victoria Beckham is refreshing, Sarah Jessica Parker, so blurgh.

Wedding dan pokok pussy

Wedding dan pokok pussy

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I like reading books, OK I lied, I just abhor the idea of flipping through pages, I find it more excruciating when you are actually so excited for the fact that you have read 2/3 of the books based on your general estimation based on the thickness of the pages which are decorated with koyak-koyak and also lipatan-lipatan halus.

Well mine even worst because I literally take my book to sleep, sandwiching it in between my legs and in the morning it becomes a shipwrecked, busuk betul buku aku. Don't forget the sambal kicap and sambal tumis stain all over the pages. The excruciating part would be when the book become less and less exciting because the writer keep quoting stories from different chapters which I don't f remember reading.

So should I read and make notes atau buat muka konfiden sambil angguk-angguk kepala walhal tak tau benda?

God bless me.

On lighter notes, my abhorrence to wedding has yet to change. I find wedding day somewhat too unreal in a away. The idea that you dress in some traditional clothes,  made of some plastic-y material that make you body bloody itchy the entire time and usually in neon colored hue is just torturing, unless you are bloody rich you can afford dresses by Vera Wang or Monique Lhuillier.

Should I call it a modern apparatus for torturing?

OK, mengarut, yesterday evening, I attended yet another wedding. I just wonder the maximum capacity of a human to attend a wedding. It seems like the limit is none to mama and ayah, they have this scavenger hunt for wedding almost every week. I tell you, these people are the next competitor to Katherine Heigl in 27 dresses. Very serious and passionate wedding aficionado  Superwedlover perhaps? I shoudl just call them that.

Talking about the wedding, the venue was the massive fat ass hall in Section 7, Shah Alam. Yes people, that dewan we take exam at. The hall is just fat ass huge, the entire time I was wondering how the groom and bride going to make sure the hall doesn't look empty. In my head I was making plans for them, in very systematic form, yes in bullet list :

• Jarakkan meja setengah batu antara satu sama lain, so it can fill up the empty spaces in between.
• Have this rules that people are to mingle in distance of satu or dua depa in between them.
• Put the bloody huge marry go round in the middle of the hall.
• Pay people in random Mamak shops to just fill up the hall, macam pelakon tambahan gitu. Pak pacak.
• Invitation are strictly to people of gedang almari dua pintu size only. 

To my horror, the hall was actually full. They had the wedding ala banquet style, together kita muntah kedarah style with the food presentation and the head steward running at random direction trying to make sure all the tables are with people of all colors and style. Being used to normal Malay wedding, I dress rather dismal, very SACC Mall style with $5 Padini collared shirt and Forever 21 Men Jeans and my olive sandals.

I was in a fashion shocked, people were dressing to impress, the groom and bride, well make that plural, its a double wedding, were of Indian Muslim, hence there were a lot of Sarees, I bet expensive ones for sure. Gold, mustard, silver, green every colors in the world, I on the other hand, look like I just got back from a pasar malam. To make thing worst, we came at 8.00pm the ceremony started at 7.30pm so we had to walk down the red carpet, whilst 1800 people staring at us disbelieved. Dalam hati mereka mesti mencarut-mencarut,

"Apahal cina bukit gedang ni berjalan catwalk dekat red carpet dengan suave bagai. Kau ingat kau siapa? Jet Li? Saloma? Dahlah pakai baju macam pergi bazar ramadan lepas tu boleh pula masuk fashionably late."

The wedding was simple, and nice. The cliche and overplayed wedding songs (read Maher Zain) were blasted in their air. I knew every words to it, so it was a karaoke moment for me. Just that the food presentation anthem was somewhat inappropriate, they had this very club-ish music accompanying them. After the zikir, marhaban and whats not, followed by the entire album of Maher Zain,  music ala Armin van Buuren's trance could definitely cause you a severe heart attack, tak pun sawan gila babi.

Yang penting, bau bunga seroja semerbak. Tak tahan you all.

Balik pergi Tesco. Jumpa,

Tesco jual pokok pussy? 

OK bye.

P/s : RIP Miss Whitney. Walaupun rambut kau kejung tapi suara kau meletup. 

Typical Price of Wedding Flowers

Typical Price of Wedding Flowers

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Individuals state that wedding will be the most significant occasion to get a bride along with a groom and their respective households. It is a joyous event exactly where two individuals are united in holy matrimony. Weddings are prepared in fantastic depth numerous months preceding towards the real date. It needs a fantastic offer of difficult function. Let us see some info on what's the typical price of wedding flowers and what may be carried out to reduce it.

Bouquets are among the most significant functions of the wedding day. Stunning wedding flowers will help you arranged the proper mood for your wedding. It is also accurate the price of your wedding flowers may be as a lot or as small while you like. The cost of the bouquets is dependent specifically around the thirty day period by which you arranged your wedding for e.g. in the event you are preparing a wedding in February, the bouquets will set you back much more because it will be the thirty day period of affection. Research declare the typical price of a wedding within the Usa ranges from $10,000 to $30,000; whilst the typical price of the wedding and reception bouquets is from $500 to $1,970.

The typical price of wedding flowers is decided by numerous elements. These consist of time from the yr you're obtaining hitched, the supply of the florist designer and also the dialogue from the suitable price from the bouquets as also the amount of individuals around the visitor checklist, the amount of tables that will need centerpieces, unique wedding concept, if any and also the quantity of wedding bouquets for your bridesmaid.

Wedding Flowers Typical Price

Study statements the typical price of wedding flowers such as bouquets for your bride, the bridesmaids and boutonnires for groom and groomsmen and corsages for your moms from the bride and groom somme about $700.

The bride's bouquet expenses $50 to $150 and also the bridesmaid bouquet expenses about $7 to $25. The corsages and boutonnires expenses someplace in between $8 to $30. Price of the bouquets generally is dependent on the number of bouquets are getting used and just how ornate the decorations are. Time from the yr from the wedding, whether or not they're nearby bouquets or unique types that are becoming delivered from distant. For instance, the orchids would be the most costly types which might price about $300 a bouquet whilst a lot of tulips produced right into a easy bouquet can be quite affordable that will set you back about $120.

Flower publications for brides provide a large selection of flower bouquets at reduced prices. This could assist you decrease the price of weddings. Now this really is a great deal to consider. The households ought to be taking pleasure in the pleased event rather than panicking around the large quantity they're investing.

Here are a few strategies for partners who want beautiful wedding flowers for his or her wedding with out creating an enormous hole within their pockets.

Guide the bouquets ahead of time, most likely 6 or 8 months prior to the wedding. Choose for much less costly bouquets like tulips and carnations. They'd price about $128 a bouquet whilst orchids expenses $300 to $400 a bouquet.

Verify the visitor checklist and also the quantity of tables and obtain the tough determine of the number of wedding centerpieces you'd prefer to have.

Use only these bouquets that are accessible easily. Be truthful for your florist whilst talking about your wedding spending budget.

Give your nearby florist a short concept of everything you like and dislike, but permit him the choice to decide on the bouquets that are inexpensive and in-season.

Steer clear of keeping your wedding within the months of festivities exactly where the flower costs are at their peak.

Use affordable bouquets like carnations and roses for your decoration from the altar Which will decrease the typical price of wedding flowers you purchase. A ten lengthy stem rose or carnations bouquet expenses you about $50 that is fairly much less and saves you some cash.

Guide a ceremony website that's lush and green like a park or perhaps a backyard.

Carnations and roses are among the least expensive bouquets accessible, in the event you rely on them like a bouquet to ensure that the blooms are highlighted, it tends to make them fairly stunning.

Inexpensive silk wedding bouquets and bouquets really are a great option towards the actual factor and also you do not need to be worried about them drying.

Speak to rental suppliers who lease out big flowery plants. This may be a smart choice simply because renting a plant is far less expensive than purchasing big bouquets. You can utilize the plants for adorning the altar. Lease the flowery plants in bulk so you get some low cost. The lease for a whole day goes about $10 for each plant that is fairly less expensive than flower bouquets which price $50 to $60.

Think about purchasing bouquets in the Web. You will find numerous on-line wholesalers who will provide you with the very best costs. You purchase the bouquets in bulk and avail hefty special discounts, 40% off around the real cost.

Home made bridal bouquets really are a much better choice to avoid wasting cash and also you may have a beautiful unique bouquet anytime you would like. Study much more on . I really hope this short article has supplied you with helpful info on figuring out the typical price of wedding flowers and in maintaining it towards the minimal. I want you a really pleased married lifestyle and a lot of marriage bliss.

Cinta Lily Donaldson

Cinta Lily Donaldson

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