Kenali meja belajar @ peti ais anda

Kenali meja belajar @ peti ais anda

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1. Cepat lupa mana letak barang Sebenarnya aku tulis post ni sebab aku misplaced phone aku. Serious aku memang ada masalah hilang barang. Selalunya kalau misplaced handphone mesti phone dalam keadaan silent, lepas tu call lapan ratus kali tiada bunyi lantas hantar text dekat phone, "Dear phone, please come back to me". Kau ingat phone tu ada kaki? OK yang penting kenapa aku perasan phone tak ada dalam genggaman bila dah pukul 12? why?Aku rasa kalau zakar aku boleh plug in and out mesti hilang dekat toilet. why?
2. Selekeh walaupun aku penggemar fesyen tapi aku selalu selekeh serebeh. Mama selalu cakap aku comot je, bila pergi kelas kemas-kemas, baju tuck in, muka beriman dengan cahaya fatamorgana. Lepas lunch hour muka macam pusat pengumpulan minyak, dengan serpihan-serpihan mihun di hujung bibir, lepas tu rambut jangan cakap, macam aku pandu kereta, kepala dekat luar. 
3. Aku suka bercakap Aktiviti masa lapang adalah berborak, dan bising. Aku rasa rakan sebaya dah lali dengan mulut aku. Kata mereka dasar mulut wanita @ anita, aku tak pasti. Sebab tulah aku amik jurusan undang-undang boleh perang mulut lepas tu bila kalah boleh cili mulut dengan cabai.
4. Kaki seni walaupun pendidikan seni aku memang kurang gemar tetapi aku memang suka akan seni, sebab seni tu macam cara untuk expresskan diri. Orang bila selak buku law sibuk cari principle, held, ratio decedendi, aku seperti biasa fikirkan line spacing, cover buku, dan juga baju rakan sebelah, lepas tu mengelamun.
5. Suara macam terombong kapal Aku memang tak sedar diri, bila karaoke, dengar nyanyian rakan sebaya, atau Zairan bersuara ala Anuar Zain, aku pun terus berkobar-kobar walhal bila suara keluar, tiada tona. Dahlah suara tak sedap, lepas tu pilih lagu annoying seperti, camar yang pulang nyanyian Aisyah, lalu kawan memberikan komen " rizal, kau baca berita ke menyanyi?" Sad.
6. Masalah self-esteem orang selalu cakap "mesti best jadi tinggi, semua org pandang", aku tak suka. sebab kalau badan aku macam Cam Gigandet, atau simon nessman mesti aku happy, tapi sayangnya badan aku macam agar-agar. So esok haruslah aku beli jubah panjang you alls lepas tu tutup aurat, sebab perut aku dengan tetek aku suka battle. 
7. Suka kerja gila aku suka buat kerja gila sebab kita hidup pun bukan lapan juta kali, so kenalah gunakan sepenuhnya untuk buat benda-benda tak senonoh, seperti berjoget tengah jalan atau di traffic light, baring tengah jalan atau sewaktu dengannya. Teringin sangat nak joget lambak dekat tengah-tengah dataran merdeka sambil feeling noraniza idris. boleh?
8. Tidak gentar kepada osteoporosis dan sukan aku memang tidak gemar kepada sukan-sukan, sebab aku tak enjoy duduk dekat stadium ke, tepi padang ke atau berlari tengah-tengah padang sebab aku tak rasa keseronokan berlari-lari tengah padang sambil menjerit-jerit kejantanan, lepas tu bila borak-borak dekat kedai mamak, "semalam dia goal, gila hebat, aku macam respect, tabik" sebab baik aku menjugil mata dekat meja sebelah sambil kepit tangan sambil nyanyi lagu seroja oleh kumpulan al-jawaher, berdakwah dengan kakak yang pakai legging leopard see through bertudung ala yunalis zarai.
9. Marshmellow Honestly, aku rasa its rather fake to act all tough, sebab tiada siapa sekeras keluli atau karipap abang mat. Sejantan-jantan lelaki, bila tengok cerita Marley & me,  Grave of fireflies, The Green Mile, Hachi  atau The mist confirm akan menitiskan air mata. Aku memang raja, tapi bukan everytimelah, aku rasa to cry does not make you weaker than everyone else. So mulai esok silalah gantikan eyemoist and dengan minyak angin.
10. Sanggup berkorban aku rasa akulah manusia yang sanggup berkorban, contohnya untuk sepasang sepatu Gucci, aku sanggup berkorban buah pinggang atau abang kandung atau anak buah. Matilah statement. :P

OK bye.

vagina

vagina

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Hello gorgeous people.

Aku rasa macam dah bosan dengan ayat pembuka kata aku, "Alamak tak update lama sebab kuku kaki sumbing" tak pun "Alahai, rindu dengan kamu, like seriously like homaigod, like yeah, like homai." Sekarang ni hidup aku macam penuh gila dengan pelbagai aktiviti, macam melimpah-limpah ke ladang gandum. Rindu sangat dengan life tanpa kegemukan dan hujung minggu yang sibuk.

Tapi whateverlah, seronok juga, sebab kawan-kawan semua sekepala, so bila aku bosan bolehlah kami ronggeng kiah, karaoke tanpa segan silu lagu lagu evergreen seperti,

1. Desy Ratnasari - Tenda Biru
2. Anita Sarawak - Seksis
3. Rabbani - Pergi tak kembali
4. Maya- Diari biru & bunga-bunga matahari
5. M Daud Kilau - Cik mek molek
6. Elite - Tamparan wanita
7. Aisyah - Antara cinta dan kasih

Jijik.

By the way, lama dah tak baca fashion magazine atau buka website-website fashion. Rindu gila. setiap hari menjugil mata dengan case law dan buku-buku satu tona yang hodoh dan menggelikan. Seriously publisher buku law kena peka terhadap kanak-kanak riang yang perlukan belaian design-design yang cantik bagi cover-cover buku.  

OK, walaupun ramai cakap aku selekeh pergi kelas sebab muka berminyak-minyak, haruslahkan duduk 8 pagi sampai 10 malam dekat office takkan muka kejung licin je kan, Aku tetap suka akan gaya-gaya fashion yang terbaru, walau secara fiziknya takkan muat segala-gala baju-baju ini dek perut yang semakin membusung dan muka yang semakin mengapam. 

OK, stim. Aku berdoa dengan kuat agar aku akan kembali kurus secepat mungkin, maybe esok.

Berdebar you alls, macam aku yang nak beranak. Mana vagina?

lelemaks dan apam gula hangus.

lelemaks dan apam gula hangus.

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Hello uolls.

OK, again gagal update dengan kerap. Bila orang tanya,

"Rizal bila mahu update? sila anjingkan diri anda secepat mungkin supaya kami dapat membaca kisah hodoh kau, bagi mengurangkan tekanan hidup,"

Terharu OK, especially bila tengok rakan-rakan sebaya buka blog hina ini disebelah anda, aku rasa macam nak menyorok belakang tetek aku. Seriously sangat sibuk, aku rasa macam dah pindah rumah semua sekali, isnin sampai ahad di pejabat, muka dah macam karipap pusing, berminyak-minyak, berjeragat dan hidup tunggang langgang.

Bila balik rumah, parents dah tidur, abang dah tidur, hidup macam seorang diri. Yang ada kawan-kawan sepejabat, rasa macam family sendiri, bila dekat pejabat tak rasa penat, rasa happy sebab bila pusing belakang nampak kawan-kawan semua buat kerja sekali, hilang rasa penat. OK syok sendiri.

Tahlah, baru tiga minggu bersama, tapi rasa selesa sangat, macam dah kenal lama, walhal dulu siap benci-benci, bila tengok muka dia orang rasa macam,

"eh main tarik tali. lempang kang"

Sekarang dah macam reborn, I see world differently, so people, these people are my new family members, dalam bahasa melayu, rakan-rakan secara rasmi, inilah rakan-rakan yang akan saya buat video clip lagu nayid "Keluarga bahgia" nyanyian Saujana bersama.

Gambar ni diambil sewaktu orientasi pelajar LLB, atau Carpr Diem, semua cantik, masalahnya apasal ada apam gula hangus kat tepi tu berbaju hitam? Serious aku macam almari kelamin lima pintu OK, no wonder aku tak muat dalam kubikel aku, bila duduk lepas dua minit kaki kebas, lepas tu bila turunkan kerusi pusing pejabat aku sampai bawah, rasa macam bersila/bersimpuh walhal orang sebelah nampak macam di syurga. Why?

Kembali kesesi hati-ke hati,  disini, saya mohon maaf kepada sesiapa yang aku pernah benci tanpa kenal anda, sebab  dulu rasa diri hebat sangat, sebenarnya diri masih peti ais, seorang diri. First perception is never always right, so bila jumpa orang kenalilah, gomol-gomol, geletek-geletek, lempang-lepang lepas tu happy-happy.

Update fasal diri? Masih gedang, bila tertekan terus makan, lepas makan depressed lepas tu sedapkan hati cakap esok nak diet, lepas tu nak puasa tiga ratus tahun. Lepas tu bila lunch time melantak macam lori sampah (terima kasih ima mastura ramli *wee*), benci OK. Tapi tak apa, sebab cermin dalam firm buat muka bersinar-sinar, kurus, slim-melim, bontot tak selebar landasan kereta api lepas tu rasa diri kacak, sambil jerit,

"Kenapa Edward Cullen jeling dekat aku ni?"

Haiyoh.

P/S : Siapa dah tengok Padini punya look book? homaigod cantik bangat! Bila belek-belek rasa terangsang,

Bila dah belek, pandang perut, terkeluar dari seluar, OK bye, aku muat beg plastik balut baju je. Thanks.

Early Autumn

Early Autumn

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Autumn is a busy time in the flower farm.  There are many proteas that flower over autumn and winter, and the cooler weather also brings a chance for clearing away the excess growth of summer.  There are so many weeds!  But I love the beginning of the cooler weather.  It seems like the plants are invigorated again after being a bit tired and weary at the end of summer.

Protea Pink Ice,  a cut flower industry staple, is absolutely sparkling at this time of year.  Beautiful clear pink flowers with icy white tips and clean, clear foliage are bursting out all over the bushes.  If you're buying these flowers, here is a tip - pick ones that are not quite fully open.  You'll get a much longer vase life.  Most people go for the really big, open flowers, but these are just at the end of their vase life and will quickly discolour and collapse.

Late summer and early autumn also brings out my favourite flower that we grow here at Swallows Nest Farm. Its called Brunia Albiflora.  Its not technically a protea, but it is native to South Africa and is a spectacular, sought after cut flower with beautiful long strait stems topped with stunning glowing silver balls of tightly packed flower buds.  Its very architectural and looks fabulous en masse, or as an accent in a mixed arrangement.

Brunia Albiflora is not a plant you'll find at your local nursery.  They are quite difficult to propagate and as a result its difficult to come by these plants, even as a grower.  I was very excited last year when we managed to get hold of some plants from Victoria and so we have dramatically increased our future production of these rare and beautiful flowers.  I can't wait!

Brunia's silvery balls will begin to burst into tiny rings of flowers at this time of the year.  Each ball will begin flowering in a ring around the outer edge of the ball and slowly, the flowers will open inwards until the whole ball is covered in tiny flowers.  Some people prefer the plant before the flower comes out, others like it both ways.

I always like to have some of the current season's flowers on my windowsill in the kitchen, as a reminder of whats going on outside.  I could tell you I'm doing experiments in vase-life,  but really I'm just enjoying the produce!

Whatever you do, if you are lucky enough to come by some of these flowers, don't throw them out when they are past their best.  They make spectacular dried flowers and keep for years.  You don't need to do anything fancy with them.  Just take them outside and strip off the tiny needle-like leaves so the stalks don't shed.  Then they are good to go in a vase again for a dried flower arrangement.

Selecting Your Wedding Flowers

Selecting Your Wedding Flowers

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Bouquets are as necessary to a wedding because the bride's stunning gown, the completely embellished cake and also the personally created rings. When selecting bouquets for the wedding you need to consider into account what period you're in also as make sure to be constant all through the various components of the wedding that need bouquets - ensuring the bouquets enhance every other also because the bride and groom's outfits. Even though some partners select to go daring and loud with regards to wedding flowers, most nonetheless choose for your sophisticated and conventional white.

Prior to you make the large choice it is usually great to inquire your self which kind of bride you're. Are you currently searching for vivid colours for the wedding flowers, or does one desire a much more delicate, traditional appear with white roses or lilies? Amongst the highest 5 hottest wedding flowers globally you will discover roses, tulips, lilies, hydrangeas and peonies. What is fantastic about roses and lilies particularly is the fact that they're accessible all yr, which means you do not need to be worried about in what period your wedding is using location.

Herewith some suggestions with regards to the 5 most significant components of the wedding exactly where you will intend to make using bouquets - specifically the wedding bouquet, the wedding flowers inside your hair, the wedding ceremony bouquets, the wedding reception bouquets and also the wedding cake bouquets.

Wedding bouquet

Prior to considering bouquets it would be considered a great thought to decide on which kind of wedding bouquet you would like. The 3 hottest and well-known designs would be the typically formed posy bouquet, the teardrop-shaped shower/cascade bouquet and also the lengthy, slender arm bouquet - which rests in your arm.

In case your gown is white or cream you will not possess a issue as any colour bouquets will match. But when you're going the various route and sporting a coloured wedding gown, select exactly the same colour bouquets or select a complimentary colour - like red with green, blue with orange and purple with yellow - or just stick to white. Bridesmaids' bouquets ought to also adhere to exactly the same concept and enhance the bridesmaids' dresses. And also the flower woman will probably be carrying a basket or bucket of petals, so make sure to consider into account which colour petals you would like also. For your douleur members from the wedding celebration, utilize a solitary buttonhole flower that matches the primary kind of flower inside your wedding bouquet.

Wedding flowers inside your hair Most brides-to-be fight to decide on a hairstyle for his or her large day. It is an enormous choice that is frequently extremely difficult to create, simply because let us encounter it: you would like to appear your extremely, extremely greatest! Some brides ultimately choose to just maintain it all-natural and depart their hair down - maybe having a couple of free, passionate curls. Other people intend to make it much more formal and also have a fairly updo. You can get synthetic bouquets to create issues an entire great deal simpler, but in the finish from the day there is absolutely nothing just like the actual factor. Based on the type you select, you are able to have misplaced of little bouquets scattered all through a proper updo, otherwise you could choose for 1 big flower. Speak for your hair stylist about what's going to fit you and enhance your gown, and create a choice according to that. You are able to usually attempt various designs prior to you compromise around the 1 you prefer probably the most.

Wedding ceremony bouquets When the church exactly where you're getting your wedding ceremony is fairly large it is usually good to create a daring assertion and use big pedestal preparations positioned exactly where they'll be observed; in the entrance towards the church and near to the altar. You may also location solitary bouquets or little bouquets alongside the aisle on every row of seats. If you're possessing a little civil services, wedding ceremony bouquets can brighten up an in any other case dull space to some fantastic extent, so utilize your flower decorations to make a festive environment. Stick to bouquets you've selected for the bouquet so as to help keep it constant and complimentary.

Wedding reception bouquets An excellent suggestion for all those attempting to stay to some particular spending budget would be to re-use the pedestal preparations in the ceremony in the wedding reception. This implies you'll only possess the wedding desk bouquets to deal with. You will require an arrangement for your bridal desk also as centerpieces for all of the other tables. The bridal desk is typically embellished having a big 'long and low' arrangement within the middle before the bride and groom. Another desk centerpieces frequently arranged the mood for your wedding reception and may not stop visitors viewing every other and speaking with every other, so select some thing truly brief or truly tall - exactly where the flower motion is higher up.

Wedding cake bouquets With regards to wedding cake bouquets you'll first of all need to determine whether or not you would like actual or synthetic bouquets in your cake. The edible types are usually well-liked, so most partners go along with this. You are able to then settle on which type you would like. And when you do not want bouquets around the cake by itself, you are able to have flower decorations around the cake desk or just a couple of petals strewn about around the desk.

It is usually difficult to determine which kind of wedding cake you would like as you will find numerous choices accessible. But when you are heading the standard route, a white cake with dainty, fragile marzipan bouquets is usually a winner. In the event you possess a colour scheme for all of your other wedding flowers, attempt to stay to it. But when you're feeling like becoming various, then select it! What ever your option, make certain the cake is decadent and deliciously irresistible.

These wedding flowers suggestions ought to assist you to around the method to creating choices for what to make use of in your large day. Have a good time!

Dumb blonde tanpa tetek.

Dumb blonde tanpa tetek.

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Baru sahaja pulang dari kantor, aka firma guaman olok-olok. Homaigod, dah berminggu-minggu berkobar-kobar nak tidur lewat nak habiskan baca buku lapan juta muka surat. Seriously buku sebiji-sebiji berat beribu kilo lepas tu setaip kali promise dengan diri sendiri cakap,

"Mother f, hari ni  saya akan buka buku dan baca, buat nota dengan magic kaler warna warni aidilfitri, lepas tu kena hafal semua kejadah case. Akhir sekali workout, agar perut keras kekar."

Balik je terus tidur, lepas tu hari ahad terus bagi menebus diri, berjanji pada diri sendiri agar memastikan aku tidak menjadi dumb blonde tanpa tetek. Bila masuk, duduk, susun kertas, terus kacau orang.

Scan muka anak orang, guna printer + scanner Canon.

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