Hello almari 3 pintu.
I haven't done anything interesting to share with you guys, well you know me, I enjoy terbongkang before the television and just click away from a channel to another. Oh by the way, Diane Von Furstenberg's a day before will be showed on Lifestyle channel soon.
I can't wait for that. The idea of an old woman with very kembang semangkuk hair, with very sophisticated and delicate taste in fashion is just intriguing. Well you compare that to Malaysia mak cik. You'll hardly find a mak cik who cares enough about fashion like Diane Von Furstenberg, even if they do, their idea of style would probably be :
- Baju blouse besar gabak with huge massive floral details, lagi besar dan warna coklat tanah lagi cantik.
- Seluar getah ala Madonna in 80's or maybe just black well if they really want to step up in the game, probably brown slacks.
- Spandex hijab in every colors available on earth.
I'm not against spandex hujab, well the tell you the truth ever since the introduction of such peculiar material for tudung, I just become more and more confused about the baju jalan and baju rumah, take this for example :
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Situation 1, 8:30 a.m
Me : Mama nak pergi mana? (while watching her fixing the atap of her spandex tudung ala Missoni )
Mama: Nak pergi pasar, I need to get the cencaluk, tempe, budu and the entire gangbang.
Me: OK mama, stay fashionable xoxo (flying kiss tepuk bontot)
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Situation 2, 8:00 p.m
Me : Kemain mama, ada blind date ke? cantik jubah, habislah chandelier nak bergabung meletup stacy dengan mama malam ni. (sambil kaki bersimpuh atas katil)
Mama : Astafirullah, cuba kau bawa mengucap, kau ingat aku ni cougar nak blind date bagai. I'm attending a wedding, ni wedding si orang kaya kedekut nak mati tu, dekat Hotel (pick a random hotel that pop out in your head)
*while wrestling with the hanger that hangs her aforementioned spandex tudung ala Missoni
Me : Eh! tudung getah sekerap ni lagi? what happened to your tudung bawal? tudung pari? tudung saji? Tudung tulah pergi pasar tudung tulah untuk kemain-kemain Stacy.
Mama : Berkubur, not in vogue anymore you know, tudung spandex is nicer, it makes your face very tight than all the kedut-kedut and all the melimpah ruah ke ladang gandum features dissapear. I wonder why David Copperfield didn't use tudung spandex as part of his magic. This is way better than his silly trick menghilangkan the great wall of China and the Statue of Liberty.
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Ok crap, this is a losing battle, I probably would have to annihilate the entire work force behind tudung spandex magic ala David Copperfield to make it stop, not even Joan Rivers can help me.
God bless us all.
P/s : The great women behind some of the greatest film costumes, Eiko Ishioka recently died after losing her battle of Cancer. I've always love how dramatic her costume creations are, and one of the best has got to be her creations in The Fall.
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So her costume would probably my inspiration for my baju raya, I'll wear mask made of dawai painted in gold maybe. Over!
