J'adore dedak ayam.

J'adore dedak ayam.

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Hello again, seriously bila berjanji nak update selalu mesti fail, lepas tu gelabah sebab takut kena panah petir sebab menipu.

Minggu ni dah mula rasa pressure belajar, sebab lecturer pelbagai variasi dan jambul dan gaya, setiap satu bagi kerja melambak-lambak. Bila banyak mulalah excited, duduk kemas-kemas, susun pen pensil dan kertas-kertas lepas tu buka kotak raba-raba kotak ambil makanan. Lepas tu koma, tak buat kerja. 

By the way, my kudap-kudapan is this cereal treats, well more of a dedak ayam type, dengan kuaci, dried barley, apricot, dedak-dedak and other stuff, bila kunyah terasa macam hamtaro. I don't understand how people can eat such nasty food, whenever people ask me, 

"Eh, buat apa rizal makan makanan sugar glider? sedap ke, nampak macam makan dedak ayam.  *flips hair*"

Takkanlah aku nak ludah dekat bakul sampah, nampak sangat aku macam beli makanan tu sebab kotak dia cantik plus dia buat aku nampak seperti seseorang yang menjaga ketrampilan diri, pukul 6 pagi jogging setempat sambil pakai getah rambut lepas tu buat poco-poco encore sampai mati.  So sambil buat muka politician terus jawab,

"Seriously sedap, addicted, suka gila perasaan bila barley kejung tersangkut dekat celah gigi, rasa macam main sorok-sorok dengan barley. Lagi pun fiber is good for your health, it makes your tummy happy, tak payah susah-susah kunyah benang/kain/alas meja nak dapat fiber.

Oh for this week task, aku kena buat wasiat untuk seseorang yang bakal aku mati kan watak beberapa bulan lagi. EXCITED! boleh reka-reka nama, kad pengenalan, geran tanah, barang-barang peribadi, spender. Fun!

Obviously rekaan aku akan ada unsur-unsur kefesyenan, probably Magdalena Frackowiak sebagai si mati. She's f hot OK, kalau aku nak cari isteri international, dia akan menjadi quality pilihan. Muka kotak, bone structure to die for, f tall. Apa lagi kau mahu? cuma tak boleh suruh dia joget ngajat tampi, sebab dia polish, so probably tarian dia duduk berdiri tercengat, goyang kepala.

Magdalena, sebab aku takkan dapat kau, so kau haruslah di matikan watak. Sad. I don't know why, the first time nampak dia dalam iklan Ralph Laurent terus jatuh cinta. She is not the konvensional muka cantik, duduk bersimpuh, makan ketam guna sudu garpu sudu. She is unique, ada kelas tersendiri. 

Oh sebelum lupa, hari ni masuk kelas, kelam kabut, biasalah lari-lari. Parking lapan ratus kilometer dari fakulti, dengan jam tangan yang mati, jam handphone masa cepat 4 ratus minit, harulah buat maraton dari parking ke fakulti. Pukul lapan pagi dah ketibaj, Ketiak + Banjir = ketibaj. Bila sampai kelas dah mengah setengah mati, dengan muka tak senonoh, tenung meja, ada,

 Sweet gila. Anda membuatkan saya happy satu hari, walaupun dalam hati meronta-ronta mengatakan ada unsur-unsur sabotaj dengan coklat, nak gedangkan aku agar aku membesar lima kali lebih cepat berbanding ayam daging. OK tipu saja. Serious rasa macam nak frame je coklat tu, tak pun buat pendant.

I love you all.

P/s : Air jus durian belanda tidaklah segeli namanya, tidak berasa selipar atau kapur barus. Very soothing. Bila tanya kakak tu, esok ada jus avocado, terus dia jawab, "Adik kena buat reservation." Kemain, kau ingat ni La bodega. Kakak tu cakap, "air avocado baik untuk kulit", sambil pegang kulit mulus dia, dengan mata tenung tajam pada bonjolan-bonjolan dan lopak-lopak minyak dekat muka aku. Esok aku mandi bunga tapi dengan avocado, lantaklah!

Seaside Wedding Flowers

Seaside Wedding Flowers

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Seaside weddings would be the greatest answer for individuals who want to possess an easy, little wedding amidst the Earth's all-natural elegance. Possessing a wedding around the seaside usually etches gloriously stunning recollections not just around the married couple's hearts and minds, but additionally on these attending the wedding. The sensation of claiming 'I do' on the tropical island is one thing merely from the planet!

Arranging a seaside wedding will probably be various from arranging a wedding within the town. The entire concept differs, that will mirror on all of the other preparations also. The bride and bridegroom's attire, the bridesmaids and greatest men's attire will probably be fitted to a seaside environment. Furthermore, the seaside wedding decorations, cover, seating preparations, seaside wedding flowers, and so on. will all be tuned based on the seaside concept. The seaside wedding flower preparations ought to be offered unique interest, since they will perform a significant function in improving the elegance and magnificence from the seaside wedding atmosphere.

Seaside Wedding Flower Suggestions

Even though the few to obtain married is totally free to decide on any kind of flower they like for his or her seaside wedding, it's usually greatest to decide on bouquets that mirror the all-natural colours, textures and nautical components from the sea to make paradise around the seaside. The choice for seaside wedding flowers are great, with bouquets coming all types of dimension, designs and vivid colours. Let us take a look at some well-liked seaside wedding flowers.

Wildflowers

Probably the most stunning time for you to possess a seaside wedding is in between the months Oct to February. Furthermore, what is better still is the fact that throughout this time wildflowers are blooming wondrously. Wildflowers is likely to make truly colourful bouquets for your bride and bridesmaids and can also brighten up the seaside with their contrasting colours.

Astrantias

For an informal seaside wedding environment, 1 ought to completely select Astrantias. The distinctive form and style of those bouquets include a wondrous contact towards the informal concept from the wedding. They are available in various colours like pink, red, yellow, green, white as well as gold. Therefore, when you have a colour concept, you can select the colour of the option.

Bridal Lei

Individuals choosing the Hawaiian wedding themes frequently forgo the bridal bouquet and decide to get bridal lei to go along with the concept. Based on the colour concept, the bouquets may be selected to organize the bridal lei. This type of flower set up provides a really informal, but various appear towards the wedding. Orchids, aromatic tuberoses, Micronesian ginger, and so on. make fantastic bridal leis.

Seaside Roses

Roses happen to be scorching favorites at weddings and regardless of how numerous generations move by, these stunning bouquets will carry on to adorn the wedding website with their sleek and passionate attractiveness. Rose bridal bouquets and cover decorations will just appear great. Because it is a seaside wedding, 1 may have darkish green foliage or palm fronds together with the vibrant roses to obtain a seaside concept appear.

Muscari

If you're not thinking about the typically utilized wedding flowers, then you definitely could choose for Muscari. These bouquets can be found within the spring period and provides a glamorous, but comfy appear towards the wedding website. These grape like clustered purple-blue coloured bouquets certainly include lots of colour and vibrancy towards the location. 1 may even make small wreaths and rely on them to brighten the chairs, the aisle, and so on.

The sort of seaside wedding flowers selected will rely totally on the wedding concept. Seaside weddings have many themes like Hawaiian, Far Eastern, Caribbean and lots of other thrilling unique themes. The wedding spending budget may also perform a task within the type of wedding flowers to become purchased. Because bouquets are fantastic methods to spruce up the wedding, we have to cautiously consider choices associated towards the seaside wedding flower preparations.

Word of the day : Kejung

Word of the day : Kejung

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Annoyingkan update dua kali sehari, konon-konon glamour, ramai peminat padahal ada lapan orang je yang baca, enam orang rakan firm, Azweena & Associates. Paksa dia orang refresh lapan juta kali, kalau tak aku menyanyi lagu Yayadan nyanyian Sharifah Aini encore, sampai keluar air mata darah.

Recently, someone texted me,

"Jejai/Jal/Jang/Meja belajar/kerusi urut Ogawa/Soda Bikabonat (sila pilih satu nama), "Kejung tu apa?"

Aku faham, kadang-kadang perkataan aku gunakan dalam blog ini, macam hilang pedoman hidup. Ada language sendiri. Oh god, kemain statement macam aku JR Tolkien.

So hari ni, post ringan-ringan ni, sempena kelas Bahasa Melayu untuk undang-undang yang aku terseksa hadapi setiap minggu, aku nak ajar penggunaan loghat homaiblog. So tak adalah aku akan jumpa penggunaan yang salah, pada waktu yang salah.

Word of the day

Kejung
Keh-jung
Definisi : Keadaan statik yang melampau, keras ya amat tanpa sebarang aspirasi diri, atau perasaan.

Penggunaan ayat :

• Kakak muka kejung itu perlu ditapakkakikan serta merta agar beliau tidak lagi menggangu kesedaran sivik individu.
• "rambut kejung engkau bukan sahaja mempunyai kualiti dawai, ia turut mempunyai tekstur berus sabut"
• Sekejung-kejung bibir kak nita sarawak, kejung lagi rambut rafidah aziz.
• Wanita bermuka jantan itu buka bukan sahaja a fashion disaster malah mempunyai rambut kejung ala kemarau panjang nyanyian Sharifah Zarina.
• Muka sekejung umat manusia kau layak dikakikan.
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Sekarang ni, aku ni Tutor TV ke apa? OK bye.

P/S:  Aku rasa sekejap lagi kawan-kawan aku akan kakikan aku sebab aku macam tertelan speaker masjid.

kubikel sexy #8

kubikel sexy #8

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Hello gorgeous people.

Saya sedang tersangkut di kubikel aku, sendat dan padat. Meja ini sangatlah kecil, aku rasa kat bawah meja ni kaki aku boleh sentuh hujung meja, lepas tu kaki kejang terpaksa buat muka sexy walhal kaki kejung rasa semut.

By the way I'm supposed to puasa nazar sebab lulus exam hari tu, tapi lepas niat, berkobar-kobar cari kurma, bila sampai office terus kunyah biskut. OK puasa 7 hari akan di pecah selerakkan selama durasi 19 tahun. Matilah aku.

Lunch anyone?

Mayat kejung kesukaan saya.

Mayat kejung kesukaan saya.

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First of all, saya sangat tak sabar menunggu the next season, Hedi Slimane kembali sebagai designer selepas bersara sebentar. He'll be joining the house of Yves Saint Laurent. Awesome. Kalau siapa yang tak tahu dia siapa, dialah perintis kepada size kosong dalam dunia fesyen.

During his heyday in Dior Homme, dia buat revolusi dari jantan gedang bersalut otot, kepada jantan bereyeliner kurus keding boleh selit belakang almari. Walaupun dia evil in that sense, tapi dia adalah nafas baru. Honestly aku tak suka design dia sangat, very the boring, sama kejung je. Muka model macam minta friskies. Tapi I'm excited tengok apa revolusi baru dia, kebarung moden seethrough ke? Oh god!

OK serious, tiada masa bernafas. Dah lama rasanya tak update. Bila orang tanya, "Gedang, bila mahu update aku perlukan hiburan." serious aku rasa aku macam Adibah Noor, semua nak gomol manja gelak tawa bersama.  I pun rindu you all! tapi sebab ada lapan juta benda kena buat, so kena berkorban masa berak, masa korek hidung dan masa berfesyen senonoh.

Sebelum masuk LL.B kemain semangat fikir nak pakai apa, bila dah minggu kedua, OK sorrylah jah tak kuasa aku nak bangun pukul 4 pagi, pilih baju, buka lookbook.nu, lepas tu camwhore depan webcam. Kalau boleh nak pakai jubah, tak pun pakai je selimut, senang tak payah fikir tetek labuh, perut terkeluar seluar. Tension!

By the way, minggu lepas, selepas dilantik ahli muzakarah sebagai interior designer firm, terus pergi Sunway Pyramid, Daisolah tempat paling senonoh mencari barang-barang paling comel dengan harga murah. Muka memang berminyak, badan bau kerbau, kaki gonjeng sebab kasut ketat sangat, pakai sandals. Tiba-tiba dapat sms,

"You kat sunway? is that you?"

Ikutkan hati nak je jawab, "taklah itu sekadar imaginasi awak, mungkin awak lalu depan kedai elektrik nampak peti ais, tu yang ingat saya". Tapi sebab sayang pada rakan-rakan blog saya, saya balas. Malu gila, dahlah tengah selekeh, lepas tu muka macam Cina Beijing, duduk memondan dekat Sunway Pyramid. Busuk. Seriously melalui blog tak semengah ni, I've met so many people, ada yang pandang aku cakap, you tak nampak macam almari tiga pintulah, you remind me of 7 sitter Alza. Memang celaka you all.

Anyway for fashion update, I don't actually have a time to duduk buka websites kegemaran seperti dulu, kini idea berpakaian hanyalah rakan sebelah kubikel, dan budak-budak di fakulti. Ku semangat, beria habis. People waste too much time trying to impress others, tapi akhirnya kini pasti berakhir di twitter dengan post seperti,

• "Jantan tu pakai dress hitam hari ni, homaigod teringat Salem Suci Dalam Debu #Khunsaterbabas"
• "Budak kubikel aku pakai handbag Vera Wang, aku hanya mampu Sungei Weng"
• "Spender jiran kubikel aku warna pink lepas tu ada koyak-koyak #DonateSpender"
• "Bau jiran sebelah kiri aku macam jering masak asam #JeringbyMarcJacob"

So how?

Oh yes, bila kawan tanya apa kau belajar dalam course kau, lantas jawab,

"Aku belajar tengok video mayat kejung kena gilis kereta, dan mayat dalam semak kena ikat dekat pokok kena sembelih, darah meleleh-leleh ke ladang gandum, it became Coco Crunch!"

 Mesti kena jeling juling, lepas tu jawab,

"Over! kau ingat kau siapa awan dania? nak drama gila babi!, kerja kau baca kes, bukan tengok mayat. Tu kerja Horatio kepala teleng dalam CSI!"

Malas aku nak layan, baik makan makanan kubikel sebelah.

P/S: I love people interacting with me, kalau rajin addlah aku kat twitter, kacau-kacau, tanya perut kau atas meja ke? OK? I miss you guys alot, now kawan firm dah fixed internet wireless dekat laptop ni, boleh aku update lima saat sekali, biar kau puas.

P/S: Ikmal sorry I balas msg you macam tu, phoen bengong hilang no phone. Serious phone aku macam phone zaman firaun, probably in near future akan balas guna asap je. Bila nak jawab  "And you?" auto correct jadi "Anal?" lepas tu kawan balas, "Masyallah bawa mengucap rizal, takkan aku pun kau nak tibai?" how? (smile)

neraka

neraka

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Esok adalah hari paling besar dalam hidup aku. Bagi yang tak kenal aku, aku ditawarkan untuk program Sarjana Muda undang-undang, atas sikit dari degree yang aku graduate hari tu. Dengan degree yang baru ni, barulah aku boleh buat chambering lepas tu masuk court.

Berdebar kenapa? sebab aku kena pakai baju hitam putih setiap hari, bosannya. Kalau perempuan, untunglah boleh pakai baju kurung, kebaya, skirt, kemeja, everything under one roof, lelaki? hitam putihlah kau sampai mati, kalau kau pakai kebaya mahu kena panah petir, so kesimpulannya hidup akan menjadi kelam selama setahun.

One year, sartorialist style, I don't think it will be too bad. Aku pun bukannya kemas-kemas urban sangat, so suit for a year tak adalah menakutkan. Susah nak ikut trend suit ni, sebab the new urban style, its very body fitting and almost tersedak susu bila kancing butang.

imej dari thesartorialist

Aku suka yang selesa, tak membunuh, tapi ada gaya tersendiri. Sebenarnya teringin juga nak pakai yang body fitting ni, tapi disebabkan keadaan tubuh yag tidak mengizinkan, so kena postponed to a later date, bila badan haiyoh, ada bentuk.

nyum