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Ops mencari jantan betina di Midvalley.
Hye Jibam.
Hari ni abang, I mean abang kandung, cepat je kau jump to conclusion aku anak ikankan? *cough* laku ke? Balik kepada topik, hari ni abang kandung masuk kerja pukul 12 malam, very the kilang shift gitu, dan sebab masuk lewat kami sempat ke Mid Valley Megamall. Automatiskan bila ada nama khas aku tulis huruf besar, tapi bila dalam exam, Donoghue v Stevenson jadi DoNogHue v StEvEnsEn. why? kepada aku tidak sepantas itu bila tulis tangan? dahlah tulisan macam font, hodoh kemain.
For me, Mid Valley is the best place in the world to watch people, well I like prying on people business, stare at people for not apparent reason and just try to suck all the awesomeness out of their little skinny body *sigh*. People really know how to dress huh? some might be a little pelik considering you are just doing your grocery shopping or even underwear hunting bersama opah and atuk still you are wearing 5 inches of awesome heels from Charles & Keith and that slutty leopard print mini dress very burlesque.
Takut.
Whatever suit your crazy appetitelah kak jah hoi! I see many Malaysian girls who have that je ne suis quoi (go google here) to become an international model, very waif, tall and good facial structure, reminds me of Ling Tan for some reason. I like that, very feline-ish. Meow-meow purr!
Tapikan I hardly see Malaysian men, well make it boys with model look, at least high fashion traitslah, all very pecah rumah, not all but majority of them. Not even to be compared to Philip Huang (tutup mata sebelum click bagi yang menjaga aurat mata, gitu!), that Cina bukit look. Why?
I've seen awesome looking people though but at Extreme Park in Section 13, Shah Alam but they were all too busy shuffling away ke langit or trying to convince their pal that they are awesome. I didn't have the courage to walk to them photograph them for the purpose of reference in case I am to replace the editor of Glam or even Vogue *mimpi basahlah aku*
Tapi yang aku melalut sampai berparagraph ni kenapa? I saw few interesting stuff at few shops, but I was too scared to take pictures of them, the salesperson didn't look very friendly, so I don't want them to wallop me in the ass for stealing cam whoring at their stores.
Before I end my f long entry, I just want to share my new obsession, well this is actually a hand-me-down item, OK bukan, super steal from my dad, saw this is his wardrobe stashed with his tasbih (rosery beads for the matsalleh), and his newspaper cuttings of his younger days, during his heyday as a agogo dancer. Tipu again.
damn nice isn't it? I can wear this but it made me blind sometimes, the power of right lens is higher than mine, so probably prolong used of it will cost me my eyesight hence I'll be the modern Kasim Selamat or some pre-matured datuk or pak cik. I've always wanted to send it to an eyewear shop, whatever the actual name they are called and get the lens replaced HOWEVER since the lens are humongous, I probably become miskin at the end of it, OR maybe papa kedana for the rest of the month or years.
Hmm. now I'm contemplating, does an eyewear shop use the barter system? I'll just give away my kidney instead. Boleh ke?
I find it more soothing to start my entry with some weird nicknames for people who read my blog, perhaps in near future I'll start calling you guys, meja belajar or even almari dua pintu to commemorate yours truly, rizal yaakub. Sesedap oren je aku buang bin in my name, konon-konon nak nampak ekslusif, macam brand, Romain Kremer atau Kris Van Assche. Thank you you guys for spending your precious time menjenguk blog busuk aku ni.
Hari ni abang, I mean abang kandung, cepat je kau jump to conclusion aku anak ikankan? *cough* laku ke? Balik kepada topik, hari ni abang kandung masuk kerja pukul 12 malam, very the kilang shift gitu, dan sebab masuk lewat kami sempat ke Mid Valley Megamall. Automatiskan bila ada nama khas aku tulis huruf besar, tapi bila dalam exam, Donoghue v Stevenson jadi DoNogHue v StEvEnsEn. why? kepada aku tidak sepantas itu bila tulis tangan? dahlah tulisan macam font, hodoh kemain.
Looking a little bit like in New York don't you think? I just adore industrial details, metal, concrete, debu pasir and stinky sweaty human being. *grin*
For me, Mid Valley is the best place in the world to watch people, well I like prying on people business, stare at people for not apparent reason and just try to suck all the awesomeness out of their little skinny body *sigh*. People really know how to dress huh? some might be a little pelik considering you are just doing your grocery shopping or even underwear hunting bersama opah and atuk still you are wearing 5 inches of awesome heels from Charles & Keith and that slutty leopard print mini dress very burlesque.
Takut.
Whatever suit your crazy appetitelah kak jah hoi! I see many Malaysian girls who have that je ne suis quoi (go google here) to become an international model, very waif, tall and good facial structure, reminds me of Ling Tan for some reason. I like that, very feline-ish. Meow-meow purr!
Tapikan I hardly see Malaysian men, well make it boys with model look, at least high fashion traitslah, all very pecah rumah, not all but majority of them. Not even to be compared to Philip Huang (tutup mata sebelum click bagi yang menjaga aurat mata, gitu!), that Cina bukit look. Why?
Where are you muka pelik people? freakishly tall and awkward? are you hiding at home?
I've seen awesome looking people though but at Extreme Park in Section 13, Shah Alam but they were all too busy shuffling away ke langit or trying to convince their pal that they are awesome. I didn't have the courage to walk to them photograph them for the purpose of reference in case I am to replace the editor of Glam or even Vogue *mimpi basahlah aku*
Tapi yang aku melalut sampai berparagraph ni kenapa? I saw few interesting stuff at few shops, but I was too scared to take pictures of them, the salesperson didn't look very friendly, so I don't want them to wallop me in the ass for stealing cam whoring at their stores.
Cool awesome shorts from Topman, they are having this pre-renovation sale, so mostly the prices are reduced to gila babi price, you probably be in sawan state for couple of minutes upon seeing the pieces. I didn't though because I don't think I can fit into their sizes, I'm not fat just that I'm effing huge, this probably will become a spender ultraman if i were to try. However, if you can fit, definitely buy, well thats damn cute shorts to wear, people will stare at you and maybe say things like,
"Berapa dik? clean shave tak?"Good for investment during rainy days, how I wish I can fit, boleh jual badan for Sabah trip. *sigh*
Before I end my f long entry, I just want to share my new obsession, well this is actually a hand-me-down item, OK bukan, super steal from my dad, saw this is his wardrobe stashed with his tasbih (rosery beads for the matsalleh), and his newspaper cuttings of his younger days, during his heyday as a agogo dancer. Tipu again.
damn nice isn't it? I can wear this but it made me blind sometimes, the power of right lens is higher than mine, so probably prolong used of it will cost me my eyesight hence I'll be the modern Kasim Selamat or some pre-matured datuk or pak cik. I've always wanted to send it to an eyewear shop, whatever the actual name they are called and get the lens replaced HOWEVER since the lens are humongous, I probably become miskin at the end of it, OR maybe papa kedana for the rest of the month or years.
1. Yves Saint Laurent
2. Marilyn Monroe
3. James Dean
4. David Gandy
2. Marilyn Monroe
3. James Dean
4. David Gandy
Hmm. now I'm contemplating, does an eyewear shop use the barter system? I'll just give away my kidney instead. Boleh ke?
#cita-cita sebelum akhil baligh
I wish Malaysia's fashion industry is as good as whats in Paris, Milan and New York. Well I don't care much about the clothes though, I'm more attracted to the models. When I was younger *cough old man*, I had this dream to become a talent scout.
Bila tengok video Douglas Perret dari Confession of a creative director aka COACD excited sendiri, kerja dia macam seronok, pergi public places lepas tu duduk berjam-jam tengok anak-anak muda yang comel-comel, handsome-handsome dan lawa-lawa, very paedophile-ish gitu. Fun job.
Tapi dekat Malaysia ada lima orang je model, pusing-pusing tu je. So macamana? kena tunggu diorang retired ke baru boleh cari baru?
Matilah makan pasir sampai umur 67 tahun.
OK bye.
Bila tengok video Douglas Perret dari Confession of a creative director aka COACD excited sendiri, kerja dia macam seronok, pergi public places lepas tu duduk berjam-jam tengok anak-anak muda yang comel-comel, handsome-handsome dan lawa-lawa, very paedophile-ish gitu. Fun job.
Tapi dekat Malaysia ada lima orang je model, pusing-pusing tu je. So macamana? kena tunggu diorang retired ke baru boleh cari baru?
Matilah makan pasir sampai umur 67 tahun.
OK bye.
Entri pornografi : membaca jambatan ilmu (Lucah)
I would probably never get the hang of reading, well I mean I read sometimes but it will usually be some random fashion magazine with pictures of naked people (read : semi nudity) on the cover, maybe few penises and lots and lots of tits for some weird reason. I don't really understand why international fashion magazines love publishing naked editorials in the magazine, well kenapa bogel? bukan ke tu fesyen magazine? bukan fesyen tu baju-baju? seluar-seluar? dresses dan sebagainya. Kalau letak gambar orang bogel apa yang nak tunjuk?
pelik.
Cakap fasal membaca, currently I'm reading this book Julie Powell, Julie & Julia. She's actually a blogger who tried the entire recipes in this book and blogged about it for 365 days. Well I know this from HBO not the book because I haven't finish reading yet. I'm at the verge of making this book a beautifully colored sesendal pintu, or maybe baling dekat makhluk halus that keeps making the nextdoor neighbour's dog barks all night long.
I get all gundah gulana, gelisah whenever I start reading, usually it follows with masalah peluh yang melampau and constant checking on the number of page I have read and that I have yet to read and also the godamn thickness of the book.
Is it normal guys?
I seriously need to start reading because I want to be smart, well actually more of looking smart just like that guy on 500 days of summer. Korang tengok tak berapa nerdy seksi Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks in that film? Chick digs that, mereka gemarkan lelaki yang pandai dan tidak takut pada susunan-susunan perkataan yang tak difahami oleh diri sendiri.
Good lucklah membaca, kalau habis baca bolehlah buat kenduri pulut kuning tak pun nasi ambeng.
P/s :Kalau belajar rajin-rajin boleh jadi macam couple yang buat BBQ party today, both pilot, one commercial airplane pilot, the wife is a fighter plane pilot. That makcik was inspirational almost build an altar in her spirit, tapi since haram tak jadi. OK bye.
pelik.
Cakap fasal membaca, currently I'm reading this book Julie Powell, Julie & Julia. She's actually a blogger who tried the entire recipes in this book and blogged about it for 365 days. Well I know this from HBO not the book because I haven't finish reading yet. I'm at the verge of making this book a beautifully colored sesendal pintu, or maybe baling dekat makhluk halus that keeps making the nextdoor neighbour's dog barks all night long.
I get all gundah gulana, gelisah whenever I start reading, usually it follows with masalah peluh yang melampau and constant checking on the number of page I have read and that I have yet to read and also the godamn thickness of the book.
Is it normal guys?
I seriously need to start reading because I want to be smart, well actually more of looking smart just like that guy on 500 days of summer. Korang tengok tak berapa nerdy seksi Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks in that film? Chick digs that, mereka gemarkan lelaki yang pandai dan tidak takut pada susunan-susunan perkataan yang tak difahami oleh diri sendiri.
Kan? bila tengok gambar ni terus nak baca buku banyak-banyak sampai mata juling lepas tu jerit "Penis!"
Good lucklah membaca, kalau habis baca bolehlah buat kenduri pulut kuning tak pun nasi ambeng.
P/s :Kalau belajar rajin-rajin boleh jadi macam couple yang buat BBQ party today, both pilot, one commercial airplane pilot, the wife is a fighter plane pilot. That makcik was inspirational almost build an altar in her spirit, tapi since haram tak jadi. OK bye.
Mama cincang me into bite pieces, very Mona Fendi-ish.
I don't know why, tapi I very nervous you know. Trip ke Sabah coming soon, tapi I am so miskin now, I probably just stay at the airport pitching in with all the kakak cleaner, or maybe just tolong the cabin crew cleaning up the fleet.
Matilah.
I sometime wonder how rich some of my friends are. Seriously, they travel like nobody's business. I mean they don't have to go through the sesi cincang petang with the Mother Theresa (read : parents), Oprah Winfrey (read : parents) and the Kim Jong-il (read : parents) prior to their voyage. I probably get the kak Anita Sarawak kejung look if I were to say things like, hmm,
Berbalik tentang kekayaan rakan sebaya. These lucky people go to high end places for few pieces of simple cakes (read kuih-muih tradisional melayu). So I heard a piece of kuih loyang and kuih seri muka in Serai would cost a fortune. Kalau aku cakap dengan mama,
How awesome these people are, but I like my life better, I earn every penny i spend. That is even more awesome.
I just came back from a shopping trip with parents when I wrote this Older people are so confusing, so I heard older people saying,
How can this be so hard? it's so f ugly I puked green.
Matilah.
I sometime wonder how rich some of my friends are. Seriously, they travel like nobody's business. I mean they don't have to go through the sesi cincang petang with the Mother Theresa (read : parents), Oprah Winfrey (read : parents) and the Kim Jong-il (read : parents) prior to their voyage. I probably get the kak Anita Sarawak kejung look if I were to say things like, hmm,
"Mama, I nak pergi ke (fill in the blank with any island that pops up in your skull). Can you please hand me your supplementary (credit/debit) card,"I'm sure which ever way the respond is, the effect is detrimental to your either mental health or physical longevity. Mungkin respond pertama mama akan tetak aku in few pieces probably in Mona Fendi style while waving her index finger to the left and right right in my face before uttering words I believe would probably be,
"Kau ingat kat Lindsey Lohan? Rihanna? kerja sikit lepas tu nak holiday suka ria atas tongkang dekat San Tropez? berbikini bagai?"or maybe mama akan menyeru semangat Thangathirai for asian flavour. However so, as aforementioned, the end result would be .. FATAL. OK tak adalah drama sangat tapi kasih emak ni ditangan-tangankan. In conclusion mother would definitely against the idea of vacation.
Berbalik tentang kekayaan rakan sebaya. These lucky people go to high end places for few pieces of simple cakes (read kuih-muih tradisional melayu). So I heard a piece of kuih loyang and kuih seri muka in Serai would cost a fortune. Kalau aku cakap dengan mama,
"Mama, I'm craving for kuih Luminous face (read : seri muka) from Serai,"She will probably force-feed me the entire loyang of kuih seri muka before slashing me into bite size pieces and make me the filling of her absolutely mouth-watering karipap pusing.
How awesome these people are, but I like my life better, I earn every penny i spend. That is even more awesome.
I just came back from a shopping trip with parents when I wrote this Older people are so confusing, so I heard older people saying,
"These are beautiful, I can't pick which one I want,"So I looked, it was,
Hanya berspender harimau bintang, aku seksi tak?
Hello rascals.
I just got back from a wedding.
Tak tahulah, bila dah besar panjang, umur dah tua, *cough* 23 tahun hilang keseronokan nak bertandang, atau dalam bahasa Inggerisnya, crashing the wedding. Makin lama makin mengarut, paling mengarut sekali konsep doorgift yang entah apa apa. Kadang-kadang rasa mengarut menjinjit (betul ke pengunaan perkataan ni?), beg kertas sebesar gajah di alam alam fana dan hanya berisi tujuh ketul gula-gula dan potpourri yang tak boleh dikunyah. For me make it simple, none if that's even possible, sebab akhir nanti kau tong sampahkan juga bunga telur dan segala adik beradik dia.
Lagi satu, di zaman yang serba moden ini rasanya konsep wedding di rumah ni agak dah tidak sesuai, lebih-lebih lagi kalau rumah di kawasan hujung dunia. Perjalanan yang cukup jauh oleh para tetamu bagaikan ekspedisi the chronicles of Narnia bertambah jauh dengan aksi jerit menjerit ditambah dengan the occasionally waving of middle finger to public at large apabila terlepas simpang atau jalan dihalang segerombolan lembu.
Anyway, selamat kemas wardrobe, sumpah banyak baju hodoh. Bila selak-selak lepas tu terkejut, sebab tak percaya boleh beli baju serba hodoh macam tu. Why? ada satu baju tu warna maroon, kemeja garis-garis. Butakah mata ku? Jijik. Disebalik kejijikan itu, there are few clothes which I love, I'm in loved with pattern shirt.
OK, now mesti orang gelakkan aku, sebab aku lambat lima belas tahun. I like Navajo print. Kalau yang tak tahu, Navajo ni adalah satu kaum dekat America kot, dipanggil Navajo tribe. BUKAN, mereka ni bukan saudara aku, atau ada bau-bau bacang. Corak-corak sangatlah awesome, cuma kalau salah pakai seseorang boleh nampak macam alas meja, langsir, kertas dinding atau sebarang objek yang mempunyai corak.
Baju ni beli dengan harga $5 dekat bundle Port Dickson. Pakai sekali je, sebab ada koyak dekat belakang badan. Sebenarnya bukan koyak pun, lubang je, tapi bila pergi kelas dulu, rakan sebaya dok tenyeh-tenyeh jari nak rasa kulit mulus aku, terus tak pakai. Tapi semalam berjaya jahit balik. Dah tutup aurat.
flip hair.
I just got back from a wedding.
Tak tahulah, bila dah besar panjang, umur dah tua, *cough* 23 tahun hilang keseronokan nak bertandang, atau dalam bahasa Inggerisnya, crashing the wedding. Makin lama makin mengarut, paling mengarut sekali konsep doorgift yang entah apa apa. Kadang-kadang rasa mengarut menjinjit (betul ke pengunaan perkataan ni?), beg kertas sebesar gajah di alam alam fana dan hanya berisi tujuh ketul gula-gula dan potpourri yang tak boleh dikunyah. For me make it simple, none if that's even possible, sebab akhir nanti kau tong sampahkan juga bunga telur dan segala adik beradik dia.
Lagi satu, di zaman yang serba moden ini rasanya konsep wedding di rumah ni agak dah tidak sesuai, lebih-lebih lagi kalau rumah di kawasan hujung dunia. Perjalanan yang cukup jauh oleh para tetamu bagaikan ekspedisi the chronicles of Narnia bertambah jauh dengan aksi jerit menjerit ditambah dengan the occasionally waving of middle finger to public at large apabila terlepas simpang atau jalan dihalang segerombolan lembu.
Kenapa aku benci sangat dengan wedding ni? *evil laugh*
Anyway, selamat kemas wardrobe, sumpah banyak baju hodoh. Bila selak-selak lepas tu terkejut, sebab tak percaya boleh beli baju serba hodoh macam tu. Why? ada satu baju tu warna maroon, kemeja garis-garis. Butakah mata ku? Jijik. Disebalik kejijikan itu, there are few clothes which I love, I'm in loved with pattern shirt.
Koleksi baju-baju kurang hodoh aku, miskin so baju selalunya curi dari abang, kakak, mama tapi bukan ayah sebab baju ayah semua besar-besar. Kalau pakai jadi macam kelambu.
Separuh dari koleksi aksesori aku, ni curi juga dari abang, gelang rotan abang punya. Bila dekat Medan suruh dia beli, cakap dengan dia "Jaja, belilah untuk kekasih, dia mesti suka," Bila touch down Malaysia, terus curik buat harta. Terima kasih abang kandung. Jam semua vintage, i like that Gucci vintage watch ala gelang warna emas.
OK, now mesti orang gelakkan aku, sebab aku lambat lima belas tahun. I like Navajo print. Kalau yang tak tahu, Navajo ni adalah satu kaum dekat America kot, dipanggil Navajo tribe. BUKAN, mereka ni bukan saudara aku, atau ada bau-bau bacang. Corak-corak sangatlah awesome, cuma kalau salah pakai seseorang boleh nampak macam alas meja, langsir, kertas dinding atau sebarang objek yang mempunyai corak.
flip hair.
